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The Constant Whiner: He's gone!
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Everyone agreed enthusiastically. Then we clinked glasses and downed the bubbly and continued on with the critiquing of the inaugural fashion, which is really the best part of the whole thing. I was a bit disappointed when we first arrived at the festivities, because I forgot to bring the George Bush action figure. So long, George!
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The Constant Whiner: A Happy V-Day
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Sunday, February 15, 2009. Don’t get me wrong, the first few years of our relationship, I was delighted by the bouquets of roses that appeared at home or at work on that special day. The ones delivered to work were the best, because then EVERYBODY got to see how much I was adored. Phase 2: Make the chocolate chip cookie dough of your choice and drop little spoonfu...
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The Constant Whiner: Good and Bad
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Monday, April 13, 2009. Today is the day after Easter. And what does that mean? All the Easter candy is half-price! On the way to work this morning I scored a bag of miniature peanut butter cups and a half pound bag of M&Ms for $2.44. Posted by Jill at 1:41 PM. Lordy girl I hear it spreading from here. oh wait. that's MY blueberry ass. Texas, United States.
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The Constant Whiner: Back Watch 2009 Update - Complete System Failure
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Monday, March 16, 2009. Back Watch 2009 Update - Complete System Failure. Hell, getting him in the car is going to be a challenge, but in the car he will go, even if I have to strap him onto a dollie, a la Hannibal Lector, and roll him out to the driveway. And I am calm because I have a valid prescription for the good pills. Posted by Jill at 11:43 AM. So sorry to...
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The Constant Whiner: Glitter
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Thursday, January 29, 2009. I’ve been imagining possible scenarios in my head since then. How many ways could that happen? Glitter. On the floor. In the restroom. At work. I think these are the best of what I came up with (keeping in mind that I am, right now, as I write, extremely drunk (I use lots of sentence fragments when I’m drunk. Probably drives Jocelyn.
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The Constant Whiner: Crackbook
http://constantwhiner.blogspot.com/2009/07/crackbook.html
Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Saturday, July 04, 2009. I’ve got some questions though. Maybe someone out there can be of assistance. Firstly, I’m getting friend requests from people with whom I went to high school and college. Note the correct use of whom in a sentence. I’m feeling sooo clever today. Is there some sort of competition that I’m not aware of? I swear I must have taken 30 or 40 pi...
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The Constant Whiner: Floss
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Saturday, January 10, 2009. Does anybody ever answer that question truthfully? No, they don’t. Instead of the toothed apprentice hag that I am now. So, what was my point? Oh yeah, well, now that I floss every day, I always expect the dental hygienist to ask me if I floss, so I can sanctimoniously declare Yes! I floss every day! Aren’t my gums magnificent? So this ...
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The Constant Whiner: A Little Shot of Adrenalin on a Monday Morning
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Monday, July 20, 2009. A Little Shot of Adrenalin on a Monday Morning. My boss (who resides in another city), called me this morning to tell me that Mega-Corporation is planning some "work force reductions" in our group which will be announced later this week.but that I am not affected. Oh, and would I please not discuss this call with anyone? So now we wait to se...
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The Constant Whiner: I Am Not Dead (and Neither Is Slag)
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Here I hope to whine about the things I can't change, make excuses for the things I can change, and develop the wisdom to know the difference. Thursday, January 01, 2009. I Am Not Dead (and Neither Is Slag). No really, it’s true. We are still here. Barely. The blogging suffered and there wasn’t a week that went by that I didn’t feel a little pang of guilt about it, but I just didn’t have the mental energy to do it. I hope the blogging gods will forgive me. Some things that happened this year:. 2 I know t...
