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The Choz-Files: August 2012
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Tuesday, August 14, 2012. DON'T READ THIS (if you're a potential employer and just googled me). BTW this was like the worst I could find him looking. I think he must have paid some super-expensive BRANDING EXPERT to purge the internet of all terrible photos of him. He was much FRUMPIER, but those pictures DO NOT EXIST. But now he looks like THIS:. WHAT MY LIFE SHOULD BE LIKE:. A KATY PERRY SONG. WHAT MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY LIKE:. A TYLER PERRY MOVIE.
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The Choz-Files: DON'T READ THIS (if you're a potential employer and just googled me)
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Tuesday, August 14, 2012. DON'T READ THIS (if you're a potential employer and just googled me). BTW this was like the worst I could find him looking. I think he must have paid some super-expensive BRANDING EXPERT to purge the internet of all terrible photos of him. He was much FRUMPIER, but those pictures DO NOT EXIST. But now he looks like THIS:. WHAT MY LIFE SHOULD BE LIKE:. A KATY PERRY SONG. WHAT MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY LIKE:. A TYLER PERRY MOVIE.
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The Choz-Files: January 2010
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Saturday, January 30, 2010. Sittin' on the dock of the EBAY. OH HAI BLOG. Ummmm. question: IS IT THE YEAR 1997? Because I have like JUST DISCOVERED EBAY! Urrrrghhhh. And it is essentially my NEW KRYPTONITE. It all started innocently enough when I was looking for a PRADA ROBOT KEYCHAIN. And might I say that YESSSSSS, I finally found one that was a reasonable price! LIKE WTF. WHY WOULD I EVER NEED A SEXY KEN DOLL? Saturday, January 23, 2010. I'm BOR...
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The Choz-Files: March 2010
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Tuesday, March 16, 2010. OH HAI BLOG. I was perusing some of my old posts, and remembered that I had started a new feature on my blog where I posted "suidspirations" or reasons for killing yourself. And then I remembered a suidspiration that I had meant to post about AGES AGO but then forgot. So here it is:. I had a dream that. BARBRA STREISAND AND BETTY WHITE DIED ON THE SAME DAY! I don't. You might lose your scalp. Although I am sort of ...3 Whe...
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The Choz-Files: September 2011
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Friday, September 30, 2011. UGHH blog, can you believe I haven't blogged in LIKE OVER A YEAR? I think it's because people stopped BLOGGING. Like, now you can just twitter or facebook stream your half-thoughts, and you don't have to devote time and energy to typing out a coherent thought. Well, I was on THAT BANDWAGON (the not thinking/being lazy/no coherent thoughts ONE! Yes, TEEN WITCHES! How fucking cool are teen witches? MK: Okay, sign me up...
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The Choz-Files: August 2010
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Monday, August 16, 2010. It's the Year of the Pigs! URRRRGHHH. Okay blog, sorry for DEPRESSING YOU. I hate when my blog posts are like TOTAL DOWNERS. So, to cheer you up, I am posting this picture of LESBIAN GAMBIT that practically CHANGED MY LIFE because it made me realize that in an alternate universe there could be like ALTERNATE GENDER versions of any and all superheroes and maybe even OURSELVES! And maybe that guy will text me tomorrow! 3 I f...
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The Choz-Files: Ummmmm.....
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Monday, July 12, 2010. Someone might just be a LITTLE TOO excited for the Lady Gaga concert this Thursday in Indianapolis. Your hair looks awesome. Have fun at the concert. July 14, 2010 at 4:35 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I was going to blog about my HOT GLUE GUN but inst. FUCK THE HATERS/Craigs Great Metamorphosis. Indianapolis, Indiana, United States. Muddling through a quarter-life crisis. View my complete profile.
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The Choz-Files: February 2010
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Sunday, February 28, 2010. Dear blog, today I discovered something that SHOCKED and AMAZED me. I discovered that MARISKA HARGITAY has her own WEBSITE. Alright, so I know it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that a celebrity like Mariska Hargitay probably has her own website, but honestly, I had NEVER even THOUGHT ABOUT IT! FURTHER PROOF THAT THE MESSIAH WILL RETURN TO EARTH IN THE FORM OF A CACTUS (as if you needed any):. PPPS I LOVE T...
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The Choz-Files: April 2010
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Tuesday, April 13, 2010. I made another HAUL VIDEO/What is WRONG WITH ME? Oh HAI BLOG. OMG. I made ANOTHER HAUL VIDEO. I went to the MALL today and BOUGHT MORE STUFF. What is WRONG WITH ME? I should never have visited the blog of TEEN STYLE PHENOM, TAVI. It made me jealous. I just want Rodarte and Miu Miu to send me FREE STUFF, too. Monday, April 5, 2010. I am a HAUL QUEEN/CRAIG EAT WORLD. Sunday, April 4, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Choz-Files: March 2009
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Or "From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Cragle T. Chosweiler". Saturday, March 21, 2009. 1 A job that actually pays me money and that doesn't suck. 2 My credit cards paid off. 5 An endless fountain of Jack Daniels in my apartment (THINK chocolate river in the willy wonka factory). 6 The ability to drink as much as I want and never gain weight/cause organ failure. But this is probably what I will ACTUALLY send her:. 1 Prada robot keychain. This happens to me whenever I meet young and adorable POCKET GAYS. ...