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Check Your Papers and the TV: Ben Folds Five MediaAppearances

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Ben Folds Five Media Appearances. On-Line and On The Air. See a list of previous media appearances. Post-breakup interview with Robert Sledge. On LiveDaily, from November 2000. Various dates - Brick. Is "popped" on the cable network VH1's Pop-Up Video. It's Episode 91, called "Social Issues", and will feature Brick. First, followed by videos by Stevie Wonder/Babyface, Suzanne Vega, Aerosmith and Rod Stewart. For a complete list of show dates by episode, check the show's Air Dates page.

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simon metz: Ladies and Gentlemen...Tonight, The Part Of Simon Metz Will Be Played By Brad Oscar

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Thursday, July 20, 2006. Ladies and Gentlemen.Tonight, The Part Of Simon Metz Will Be Played By Brad Oscar. If you know the boys, or if you've read this blog for any amount of time, you know they have serious eating issues. jb eats hot dogs. ab eats grilled cheese. and that's basically about it. It's been like this for about 3 years now and it's not getting any better. if anything, it's getting more and more surreal.

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simon metz: Smelling Salts, Please

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Friday, December 19, 2008. Smelling Salts, Please. They were born 7 years ago tonight, each one smaller. These are pictures of jb and ab. honestly, though, i can't even tell anymore. Tonight, 25 of their animal-loud, videogame-and-mini-golf-fueled friends finally helped wash away whatever lingering sentiment i still associate with the night they were born. And we're more than half way to their bar mitzvah. You'll be mi...

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simon metz: ...Not Unless You're Helen Thomas

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Not Unless You're Helen Thomas. Thanks to popular demand, and a total lack of imagination at this very moment, i am once again turning to my second grade notebook for a quick look back at the stories i wanted to tell when i was a boy. for some reason, most of them involve mischevous elves. This one also involves me becoming a car salesman and invoking executive privilege. I ain't no oprah.

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simon metz: Bring Me The Head of Frank Caliendo

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Wednesday, December 17, 2008. Bring Me The Head of Frank Caliendo. Many of the world's most enduring catchphrases weren't ever actually said by the people who are known for supposedly saying them. Regardless, noted impressionists from rich little to fred travalena to frank gorshin (god rest his weary soul) have fed their families and paid their staff by leaning on these phantom but familiar sounding lines. 11:22 AM, De...

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simon metz: The Queen Is Dead. Long Live The Queen. (And Wash Off That Turkey, For God's Sake.)

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Monday, December 01, 2008. The Queen Is Dead. Long Live The Queen. (And Wash Off That Turkey, For God's Sake.). Preparing a successful thanksgiving dinner when you don't really cook at all is no small feat. A rookie named mrs b. This year, with the loss. Of the family's most gifted poultry chef and carbohydrate procurer. Palpitations. goyishe gravy? Agita 7 layer cake sliced improperly? Break out the paxil. Fine, i gue...

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simon metz: Moe Berg's Low Self-Esteem Breakfast Tips #1 - The First In A Series

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Thursday, December 11, 2008. Moe Berg's Low Self-Esteem Breakfast Tips #1 - The First In A Series. 1) the economy is bad. 2) you love bacon. You ask with great interest, "what does the fact that the economic ground is cracking beneath my old, shredded, wonderbread bag shoes have to do with the fact that i'm down with the pig? And you would only have to deal with one or two hippies at the most? Here's how it works.

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simon metz: Applesmoked

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I am not simon metz. i am not moe berg. however, i am probably tired as you read this. Thursday, June 26, 2008. For those of you who ever wondered what 'conflicted' truly meant:. A couple of weekends back, the wife and i took the crew to see the most recent 'body worlds' exhibit at the la science center. For those of you who don't know, ' body worlds. Is where they take. Immediately, two thoughts flooded into my head. He was only 50 years old when he died. 50. take a good look, dude. that's e...There are...