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Penguins Are Pretentious: April 2015
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Saturday, April 18, 2015. My favorite part about writing is ignoring the grammar check. In a world defined by rules, breaking them will define you. If you close yourself off, you should expect the results. I don’t understand how Wilde and Thoreau managed to produce surviving literature while in seclusion. The energy it takes for me to write trapped in my apartment is far greater than when I’m in a crowded West County coffee shop. I live for the frequent mental hiccups. 8217; I’ve felt less exciteme...
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Penguins Are Pretentious: Lessons
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Sunday, November 15, 2015. Twenty-five years before the world would see a Mike Tyson cameo in a Bradley Cooper film, there was a Tom Hanks flick called Bachelor Party. These movies are about a man’s last night of freedom before marriage. I’ve yet to go out with groomsmen and friends to officially celebrate my eternal union with Tracy, but I would like to think my bachelor party happened the week prior to our introduction. November 18, 2015 at 6:49 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Penguins Are Pretentious: November 2014
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Friday, November 28, 2014. Thanksgiving 2013 was a year ago today. That morning I woke up, went to the gym, and wrote down ten tips I wanted to pass down to a younger generation. This morning I woke up on my parent’s new couch, grabbed a Monster out of the fridge, and logged onto my computer to look over that list. I’ve joined a community group at my church. If I hadn’t been introduced to those fourteen individuals, I don’t think I’d still be going to that church. I’...I finished writing and self-publish...
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Penguins Are Pretentious: January 2016
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Wednesday, January 27, 2016. Grandma Margie Reviews Star Wars. My Grandma Margie had been talking about the new Star Wars. T: What did you think of Star Wars. There was a little boy who was lost, and they found him at the end. Have you seen it? T: No, but now I know what happens at the end. G: Well, it was different. I recommend going to see it for curiosity’s sake. I could do without the next six months of previews. T: Well, it’s like that at every movie. But I liked the movie because it was different.
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Penguins Are Pretentious: August 2014
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014. Just Because - Five Letters to the Past. Photo courtesy of Angela Murphy. Saturday, August 23, 2014. We’re not supposed to have regrets, but there are five I think about daily. 5 Deleting 1500 FB friends over the years. 4 Attending Lewis University. 3 Majoring in Aviation. 2 Not taking better care of myself. 1 Not continuously doing standup comedy. Lewis University is probably a good school. I think? Friday, August 8, 2014. Does Alcohol Really Matter? I drank so much I almost ...
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Penguins Are Pretentious: July 2014
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Saturday, July 26, 2014. WARNING: This was written while experiencing extreme sleep deprivation. Reader’s discretion is advised). The last time I couldn’t sleep was in January. My girlfriend had just dumped me out of the blue and no matter how many nighttime pills I popped, I couldn’t get good rest. In the past two days I’ve slept for a total of three hours and despite being exhausted, I can’t countdown to zero. (Trust me I’ve tried it.). TIL money doesn’t buy happiness. Sunday, July 20, 2014. People oft...
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Penguins Are Pretentious: November 2015
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Sunday, November 15, 2015. Twenty-five years before the world would see a Mike Tyson cameo in a Bradley Cooper film, there was a Tom Hanks flick called Bachelor Party. These movies are about a man’s last night of freedom before marriage. I’ve yet to go out with groomsmen and friends to officially celebrate my eternal union with Tracy, but I would like to think my bachelor party happened the week prior to our introduction. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Chicago Headshot Photographer - Mike Sansone.
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Penguins Are Pretentious: May 2015
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015. THIS IS NOT YOUR DESTINATION. I’ve kept that phrase in my head. Whenever I’ve had writer’s block or a bad day at work, I’d write it down on a sticky note right in front of me using all CAPS to emphasize importance. THIS IS NOT YOUR DESTINATION. After typing that again, I’m having flashbacks to driving the Talimena Scenic Highway on my April vacation. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Chicago Headshot Photographer - Mike Sansone. Joliet, Illinois, United States. View my complete profile.