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Zombie Zodiac: aries and taurus

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March 21 - april 19. To chase down and kill whatever gets in your way. Total domination of the Earth and a nice nap afterwards. Aries Undead women are strong, clever and ambitious. Always the first to ravage a small village, their competitive nature leaves them no room for shying away from taking the initial bite into a skull so keep an eye out for fingers when dining with her, she is a mean one! April 20 - may 20. Having humans come to them, thereby not having to move off the couch. Move the furniture a...

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an army of ermas: Old people are a menace.

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Old people are a menace. There I said it. My parents are in their mid-70s, one with advancing Parkinson's Disease but doing well and the other regularly lifted 80 lbs of chicken feed weekly for her crazy brood on her tiny farm. Since last Sunday was my birthday (and Father's Day), I received phone calls and made them as per the holiday. Me: Happy Father's Day, Dad! What's new in the world of Parkinson's? Seriously, it started out like this). Me: So you'll essentially blow up like a frog in biology class?

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The Zombie Dating Guide: Meet, don't eat

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Meet, don't eat. What interests did you hold while still having a pulse? Did you enjoy a good book? Were you a whiz at sports? A sporting goods store may hold some appeal as the opposite sex will invariably show up there for new shoes or stretchy bands to stave off snapping a tendon while running. Hanging out in the bat or gun section should be avoided as they could get the wrong idea and have too easy an access to your demise. Self-defense for the Undead. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Meet, don't eat.

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The Zombie Dating Guide: Cha Cha Cha Changes: Personality quiz for zombie ladies

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Cha Cha Cha Changes: Personality quiz for zombie ladies. Think you are the same loveable creature you were when you still have air in your lungs? Enjoy the freedom of taking down a large human male with your superior strength then biting into his femur with a nice crunch. Nothing like the taste of human in the morning to get your day started. Many, many days started. Was life a never ending party for you? Filled with booze, drugs and questionable amounts of men? Shy and a bit on the awkward side before t...

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Zommmmmbies! (part 2) | Hoosblog

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When a regular blog just won't do. Picking up where I left off on Wednesday…. Through a combination of staying out too late and being an Eastern Time zoner, I got one hour of sleep before meeting my friend Mary (who I know from Zihua) for breakfast at Pike Place Market. The one where they throw the fish. And get this — they threw TWO fish for me to take a picture but they threw them OVER MY HEAD! The fish is the blurry thing right above the guy’s hands.). I also ordered a dozen cookies. Through jail.

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The Girls' Ghost Hunting Guide: About the author

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Stacey Graham is the mother of five girls and has spent a good part of the last twenty years sitting in dark attics waiting to poke the paranormal and see if it giggles. When not wrestling ghosties, she enjoys reading Jane Austen and writing zombie poetry, humor, and ghost stories. She has been known to feed small armies of Girl Scouts with her granola recipes and is terrified of mice. Please visit her at Wee Ghosties: A Beginner's Guide to Ghost Hunting. And her blog, Late Bloomer. Find her at: Facebook.

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The Zombie Dating Guide: Hot or Rot Quiz

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Hot or Rot Quiz. When spying a delicious looking undead male across a room do you:. A: Shake your bad thing to get his attention. Even if it isn't attached to you. B: Ask your friend to go into fake labor to get his attention, then ask if he is a doctor? C: Give him the eye. Literally. You throw it across the room in a vain attempt to whack him in the head with it. What is your favorite pick up line? A: Have you been dating out of your gene pool long? B: Not all of this is rigor mortis, baby. A: Kiera Kn...

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The Zombie Dating Guide: Speed Dating for Zombies

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Speed Dating for Zombies. Speed and zombies may first seem like a misnomer but the two are not mutually exclusive. Speed dating can be fun, exciting and fairly lucrative to the clever living challenged individual. With options limited to your dating pool, Speed dating is also a last resort for zombie love before the lights go out and you are beheaded by an angry mob. How to get ready for the eight-minute date:. Practice your laugh. Guttural groans are only appropriate in the bedroom or a late night d...

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The Zombie Dating Guide: Zombie Valentine's Day Cards

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Zombie Valentine's Day Cards. Share the love without getting all sticky. Click/download the graphic to send to your honey with extra hugs and kisses from Undead Fred. Don't worry, that nasty cold sore will clear up any day now. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Well now you did it. The chick that brought you Undead Fred has released the Zombie Tarot with Quirk Books. Yes. The people that brought you Pride, Prejudice and Zombies. Get down. Get funky. Undead Fred's Velvety Goodness. Zombie Valentine's Day Cards.