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The Matt-Cave: 2004-07-18
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My thoughts on Stuff. Life, politics, people, entertainment - you know, Stuff. Welcome to the moral high ground ladies and gentlemen. Friday, July 23, 2004. Homepage for the homeless. This is not one of those times. The Department of Labor has created a job-resources website for. wait for it. the homeless. Finally all the people who have given up their homes in favor of their DSL connection have a website all their own. Posted by Matt Coleman @ 3:10 PM. Wednesday, July 21, 2004. Newsnight with Aaron Brown.
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer: Alphabet Lounge
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer. Saturday, June 26, 2004. 104 Avenue C (7th Street). Take the L to 1st Ave. Upon arriving at Alphabet Lounge, my trusty sidekick Isabelle had received a phone call on her brand-spanking new Verizon flip-top. So, as is becoming all too common, I was forced to enter the bar alone. I will never be sure exactly what the band was called, but I recall quite vividly that the band name had the word "shankbone" in it. The Shankbone Mystique? We're in the middle of...
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer: Anatomy Bar
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer. Wednesday, August 11, 2004. 511 E 6th St. (Between Aves. A and B). Take the L to 1st Ave. But would-be bar owners, take heed of one small caveat; the old sign outside the door means your crowd will be a bore adage only actually holds if your bar actually has a sizable, cool following. Otherwise, all you’re left with is an empty, and otherwise uncool, bar on a Saturday night. So, do you like this place? My god, who told her to say that? One harmless excha...
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer: Alibi
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer. Tuesday, August 03, 2004. 116 MacDougal Street (between W. 3rd and Bleecker). Take the A/B/C/D/E/F/V to W. 4th St. Easy- he wore a wig. Oh yeah, and he also grew a soul patch. By acting in KFC commercials, of course, the all-too common holding-ground for stars on their way out of the spotlight- unfortunately, that means you, Jason Alexander. Oh yeah- and he’s also since been seen sporting a soul patch. So, how long have you had a soul patch for? I pointe...
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The Matt-Cave: Paint my bitch...
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My thoughts on Stuff. Life, politics, people, entertainment - you know, Stuff. Welcome to the moral high ground ladies and gentlemen. Sunday, January 22, 2006. My roommate has decided to take up painting. Though one would never know it from looking at her, she can be quite artsy from time to time. The thing she can do with beads! She has since become a little older, a little fluffier, but not a single day wiser. What can you do? Here is Sharyn's portrait:. Posted by Matt Coleman @ 3:02 PM. Keep your Supr...
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The Matt-Cave: 2004-05-30
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My thoughts on Stuff. Life, politics, people, entertainment - you know, Stuff. Welcome to the moral high ground ladies and gentlemen. Thursday, June 03, 2004. I'd laugh if it didn't make me want to cry so much. Does the President even realize when he's lying anymore? Does he have any filter at all? Does he ever stop to think that the things he says can be checked and verified? Do his handlers ever say before talking in public, "And Mr. President, could you try to stick to the truth today? The First Lady ...
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The Matt-Cave: The Matt-Cave Dictionary, First Edition...
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My thoughts on Stuff. Life, politics, people, entertainment - you know, Stuff. Welcome to the moral high ground ladies and gentlemen. Tuesday, March 07, 2006. The Matt-Cave Dictionary, First Edition. A hoax manipulation that causes people to believe you are worth much more than you truly are. Example- By wearing my sunglasses all night, he didn't notice my lazy eye and I got his number. It was a total crash. The act of getting fucked up the ass, with nothing to show for it. View my complete profile.
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The Matt-Cave: 2004-05-09
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My thoughts on Stuff. Life, politics, people, entertainment - you know, Stuff. Welcome to the moral high ground ladies and gentlemen. Saturday, May 15, 2004. Jesus would get off my ass. I think it happened between the big flood and Christmas, right? Thou shall not engage in scientific inquiry. Something like that. Well now there's a crazy bishop bishop. Do the all priests and church officials who have molested children or conspired to cover it up get to chow down on Christ? Governor McGreevey from my hom...
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer: Blue & Gold Tavern
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5 Simple Rules for Staying Inebriated This Summer. Monday, July 26, 2004. Blue and Gold Tavern. 79 E 7th St. (between 1st& 2nd Aves.) Take the 6 to Astor Place. For whatever reason, upon entering Blue and Gold Tavern, a famed East Village dive, I experienced sentiments all-too reminiscent of my days as a sophomore bar whore. Only, instead of that weird chick with the backpack, I was now that weird chick with the umbrella. Before entering the joint, I looked to the bouncer for some form of validation.