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makemeinthemood: February 2006

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006. Sometimes I think my mother loves me to the point of incest. Posted by makemeinthemood at 3:58 AM. Monday, February 20, 2006. I Will Buy A Goldfish. I will buy a goldfish. I will buy a goldfish and put it in a bowl by the kitchen window near a patch of sunlight. I will buy a goldfish and feed it and change the water constantly. I will buy a goldfish so that it is there to welcome me home everyday. I will buy a goldfish and tell it my deepest and darkest secrets. Then I'd gra...

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makemeinthemood: September 2006

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Saturday, September 30, 2006. I know what's going to happen. I had deja vu. A little while ago whilst watching the trailer for Tony Scott's new movie ' Deja Vu. Maybe it's just my aversion to really bad Tony Scott movies coming back to haunt me. You know. what mistakes you don't learn from your past is doomed to be repeated blah blah blah. And yet here i am transfixed by the pretty pictures, the loud music/noise, the snappy 1-frame-per-scene editing, Val Kilmer. (did i just type that out loud?

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makemeinthemood: October 2006

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006. My first white nose hair,. Which means quarter-life crisis,. Posted by makemeinthemood at 1:41 PM. Monday, October 02, 2006. Ok, obvious lesson learnt today: Stuffing your face with food does not cure horniness. And stick a finger down my throat. As I try to keep my meal down and put, I mentally administer some self-scolding as I wonder: Why do I keep doing this to myself? But even as I ask that question the answer inevitably rears its all too familiar face. So I turn around an...

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makemeinthemood: August 2006

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Saturday, August 26, 2006. Skin off my back. Dear zeus i'm starting to peel again. Sigh* it was worth it, even for a little while. Posted by makemeinthemood at 2:23 PM. View my complete profile. But Enough About Me. Confetti In The Wind. Story Of Jay And Kay. What does the world look like? Canardbidon (The Daily Male). EvilBuddha: Partial Power (again). A Ridiculous Raw Youth. Oh La La Mag. How was your day, Dan? Small Step Step On The Other Side. A thousand different version of yourself.

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makemeinthemood: June 2006

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Friday, June 23, 2006. Metaphors be with you. You know how you're drinking a cool glass of ice lemon tea under the shade on a seasonably warm and sunny day, and you're taking little sips, and it tastes really really good, really really refreshing? As you watch the lovely refreshing liquid seep into the white tablecloth leaving nothing left to savor, you think to yourself: yes, metaphorically AND literally, this is my life. How apt. Like Britney Federline once sang: Oops I did it again. But Enough About Me.

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makemeinthemood: December 2006

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Sunday, December 31, 2006. Worth every. penny. Posted by makemeinthemood at 3:32 AM. View my complete profile. But Enough About Me. Confetti In The Wind. Story Of Jay And Kay. What does the world look like? Canardbidon (The Daily Male). EvilBuddha: Partial Power (again). A Ridiculous Raw Youth. Oh La La Mag. How was your day, Dan? Small Step Step On The Other Side. A thousand different version of yourself. Women in love, men in lust.

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makemeinthemood: March 2007

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007. Makes me in the mood. Time will tell. all i can say is, he plays the hottest crackhead i've ever seen. ryan, you can put me in a half-nelson any day (preferebly with baby oil involved, and a total lack of clothing). Posted by makemeinthemood at 8:40 AM. View my complete profile. But Enough About Me. Confetti In The Wind. Story Of Jay And Kay. What does the world look like? Canardbidon (The Daily Male). EvilBuddha: Partial Power (again). A Ridiculous Raw Youth. Oh La La Mag.

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makemeinthemood: May 2006

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Thursday, May 18, 2006. You know you're hopelessly gay when. As you're driving to work one morning, Jennifer Lopez is breathing this in a come-hither sex-kitten tone:. You know i know you like it,. Let me hit you on your Sidekick,. Coz the afterparty's at my body,. Meet me you're invited. And as you're listening to this really inappropriate invitation the only thought that crosses your mind is:. Mhmmm Sidekick, I'd like to get me some of that. rroowrr.". As Chandler would say, "Could you be. EvilBuddha: ...

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makemeinthemood: March 2006

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Thursday, March 30, 2006. Ok, so this is not going to be pretty. And then - oh tragedy most foul - puberty hit. And finish a short story in an afternoon in his Moleskine, and then celebrate it with a small glass of port before sauntering home in the crisp evening Parisian sunset. Damn that Hemingway, I thought. Not only does he have the talent, he has the perfect name for an author. Furnitures are named after him. Bloody Pulitzer Prize winner. You are an abberation of the Devil and I will hunt you down a...