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Ewan's Sex Palace: The Rubbish Expedition
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Tuesday, 10 September 2013. I would estimate that the time and effect that has gone into making one of these 'sacks' is either too little or too great as the resulting product is far from satisfactory. As I told the somewhat flabbergasted Shopkeep, I wouldn't stand for his inadequacies, "But they're all like that these days," he feebly broke. I guess we don't all have standards. I think I would like a pendant. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). FOLLOW EWAN ON TWITTER. Tales From The Chip Shop Fringe.
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Ewan's Sex Palace: Fitness Is Important
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Wednesday, 14 August 2013. Hells yeah. It's taken me on and off about a year now but even I have to congratulate myself on doing a thousand press-ups. Congratulations. I read somewhere on a cereal packet that doing a press-up is the equivalent to running a space mile so I've probably hit the moon and back a few times already. First butcher on the moon probably. Next year I'm going to try tuck jumps. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). FOLLOW EWAN ON TWITTER. Tales From The Chip Shop Fringe.
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Reviews From A Former Optimist: Clue (1985)
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Reviews From A Former Optimist. Is It Shit or A Hit? Wednesday, 8 May 2013. I DID IT IN THE CONSERVATORY! Is a strained experiment that uses a stellar cast to mask the ridiculous constraints of its inception. Despite good pacing, the occasionally effective joke and the talents of Christopher Lloyd, Madeline Kahn, Lesley Ann Warren, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, Colleen Camp and even Tim Curry, Clue. Was never going to be anything more than a gimmick to boost board game sales over the holiday period. Havin...
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Ewan's Sex Palace: It's All Too Much
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Tuesday, 12 June 2012. It's All Too Much. Duncan has ruined the trifle and won't refrain from beating on the Laird. Labels: Badger watch bites. It happened on a summers eve. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). FOLLOW EWAN ON TWITTER. Its All Too Much. Tales From The Chip Shop Fringe. Thoughts From A Former Optimist. Photos From A Former Optimist. Reviews From A Former Optimist. View my complete profile.
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Ewan's Sex Palace: I'm Sick Of All This
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Monday, 9 July 2012. I'm Sick Of All This. Can someone please explain to me how they get the jam into those doughnuts? I've tried it with custard, ice cream, apples, you name it but every attempt I undertake brings me nothing but confusion and grief. I'm starting to think that this endeavor is beyond my capacity. Sigh. I cant make doughnuts. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). FOLLOW EWAN ON TWITTER. Ive Got The Bunge. Im Sick Of All This. Tales From The Chip Shop Fringe. Thoughts From A Former Optimist.
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist: July 2012
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist. Just a few small words beneath some bigger letters. Tuesday, 31 July 2012. The Addiction Black Spot. Is adrenaline the cleanest form of addiction and can this form ever be classified as safe? Sunday, 22 July 2012. Clitrammer and Other Such Silliness. A Google search for the phrase 'Clitrammer' will surprisingly not offer much in the way of content, so with this post I hope to further the cause by instilling the digital universe with some much warranted publicity. This is ...
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist: Almost Goodbye
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist. Just a few small words beneath some bigger letters. Wednesday, 17 April 2013. With each lack lustre form of unsubstantial daily provocation quickly whittling itself down into my ebbing river of tiredness I think that this monstrous stab at intellectual creativity has very much run its course. Even my current outrage at the 60p price mark on a first class stamp is only furthering my fall into senility and our state of unified apathy (It's not an option). I do not think it ...
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist: September 2012
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Thoughts From A Former Optimist. Just a few small words beneath some bigger letters. Wednesday, 12 September 2012. A heady sense of medieval romance has always created the backbone of my imagination and as we enter into the period of long nights and cold misty mornings my spirit stirs for its annual winter kick and with this accompanying sense of magic comes an ever stronger fuel for my soul. One pot of tea and a blow job if youd be so kind. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). FOLLOW US ON TWITTER.
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