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I want to fuck all the computer breaking gods in bins. | Pitching the World
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Bones vs. Slugs. Soreen Cake Blues →. I want to fuck all the computer breaking gods in bins. October 17, 2012. So I’ve come to Mallorca to write a book. Naturally, I’m not writing a book. You probably knew that, knew it before I did. This non book writing isn’t down to laziness, a lack of moral fibre or shrinking inspiration. Not really. The gods must have been smiling at me because they beat up my computer the minute I arrived. 8220;The hard drive has gone,” explained the man in the computer shop. 10 re...
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Why I Started Writing Again* | Pitching the World
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Why Online Poker is Grim. Am I Living in a Box? Why I Started Writing Again*. May 3, 2015. Many things over the years could have got me writing again: gnawing poverty, misshapen emotions, a sense of doing something beyond myself, boredom, envy, borderline homelessness, getting older, getting madder, dressing in rags – the list, unfortunately, goes on. A car park, earlier. A few months later I decided to start writing again. It had been a while. But what to write about? A bastard-thing, earlier. But IR...
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Soreen Cake Blues | Pitching the World
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I want to fuck all the computer breaking gods in bins. Why Online Poker is Grim →. October 8, 2014. Throughout September I had three writing projects on the go. I know this, because when I opened my notebook this morning I saw I had written down: “PROJECTS – SEPTEMBER.”. A writing project, earlier. 8221; and “Other. Lots of other.” Some book that’s going to be. Perhaps: Thank you Mr Spielberg, for Ruining my Life. Or a more breathless and ranty: Thank you Mr Spielberg for Ruining my Life. October 13, 201...
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Flapping Up vs. Not Flapping Up | Pitching the World
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In Praise of Homelessness →. Flapping Up vs. Not Flapping Up. March 29, 2012. You know what this means, don’t you? It means that everything is going to fuck up soon. Or does it? But we’ve had enough now, haven’t we, of all that “Hahaha, I’m going to balls my life up.” Haven’t we? Haven’t we (and this is the royal we here, not you. You’re not complicit in this. You’re rather fetching, in fact. I like you) grown a bit tired of all that caper? Do you want to see a picture of a banana? Of course you do.
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Bones vs. Slugs | Pitching the World
https://pitchingtheworld.wordpress.com/2012/06/26/bones-vs-slugs
In Praise of Homelessness. I want to fuck all the computer breaking gods in bins. →. Bones vs. Slugs. June 26, 2012. Imagine there is a field with eighty bones in it. A hundred dogs are sent out to get those bones. Most dogs go away happy, most dogs get a bone – some may even get two. The unhappy dogs are the ones that aren’t very good at sniffing out and digging up bones: if there had been a hundred bones in the field they still would have struggled. Poor bastards. A bone, earlier. I’m not sure my docto...
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Boscombe Revisited | Pitching the World
https://pitchingtheworld.wordpress.com/2012/03/21/boscombe-revisited
Pitching the World vs. The Great Gatsby. UPDATED. Flapping Up vs. Not Flapping Up →. March 21, 2012. So, I’m back in Boscombe. Of course I would end up back in Boscombe: Ialwaysend up back in Boscombe. You probably knew I was coming back here before I did. What am I doing here? I’m working on a book. I’m drinking. Occasionally I read. That’s all I do. What else can I do? I wouldn’t know where to begin. You don’t even see canoes anymore do you? I could tell my brother wanted me to go on. I went on. There&...
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Writing Parents: Help us put together our first online writing course and you could win a free place!
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Monday, 4 June 2012. Help us put together our first online writing course and you could win a free place! Would you like to win a free place on our first online writing group? Just tell us what you want from an online writing group and we'll pick one entry at random to get a free place on the first course starting in October. Simple! Before we do this, we'd love to hear from you about what makes online courses good, great, or terrible and what you'd like to see from us. 5 June 2012 at 00:30. Sounds great...
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Witness the Sickness | Pitching the World
https://pitchingtheworld.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/witness-the-sickness
Pitching the World vs. The Great Gatsby. UPDATED →. February 21, 2012. With that in mind, then, earlier today I wrote to 79 publications listed in the Writers’ and Artists’ Yearbook. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, ‘This man is a riot. This half-man half-seal is such a wreck that he can’t even. Fuck this, I’m unsubscribing.’. Is that what you’re thinking? Excuse me. I’m heady, aren’t I? Brings tears to your eyes, doesn’t it? I’ve no idea why I’ve left this slice of news until no...So there ...
