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Blonde Story Short: March 2015
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Tales that are just long enough. Tuesday, March 24, 2015. I'll never.Part II: That Damn Binky. Since I was clearly. Going to breastfeed my child (only weirdos have problems breastfeeding), we were never planning to visit Binky Town, USA. Maybe after three months of age, when we were past:. 1 Confusing her #nippleconfusionhuh? 2 Making her lazy #thoselazyinfants. Then Day 8 of Charlotte's life was here. Not only was she all up on the formula, but I was super into any pacifying. We hit it hard. Again, I le...
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Blonde Story Short: April 2015
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Tales that are just long enough. Wednesday, April 8, 2015. I'll never.Part III: What's that Baby doing in my Bedroom? I am a very "black and white" person.mostly white (okay sometimes red). I realize at 30, and through some early 20's counseling that this kind of thinking often doesn't work. In the past it was a method of self-protection, now its purpose is to create a nice platform for me to be opinionated. Having Charlotte occupy her expensive (and not to mention coordinated-with- our. And we're not ev...
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Blonde Story Short: I'll never... PART I
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Tales that are just long enough. Monday, March 16, 2015. I'll never. PART I. I don't know about you but I really enjoying knowing everything. Obviously I. Know. Everything. Especially about babies, even before I had a baby.and now that I have one- watch out. Obviously I started having babies at 11 years old. PSYCH. It's a much better story than that. I figure I'll start with the biggie. It's mostly "big" because everyone else thinks it is. Don't be confused. I never KNEW I would N'T. Sweet girl was born ...
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Blonde Story Short: September 2014
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Tales that are just long enough. Monday, September 22, 2014. Sometimes life happens all at once. In fact most. Of the time it happens this way. My husband and I think it's best (apparently) to not just. Have a baby- have I mentioned I'll be doing that soon? But to also alter our life completely by MOVING it all to. Yup, I'm moving to Idaho. We bought a house, today starts my last full week of work, and just about everything in life is changing. The first one might be on how annoying selling your car is, ...
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Blonde Story Short: February 2015
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Tales that are just long enough. Tuesday, February 10, 2015. 5 Day Slim Down stolen version. If this is confusing it's because you haven't read my last post. Take a few moments. So as promised I'm posting more detail on Tone it Up's Five Day Slim Down. See last post for recipe. 30 minutes of Cardio. I have been doing HIIT. Or Full Body workouts. Today I actually had a legit sweat going. Maybe I tried harder or something. It was quite satisfying. 9am Breakfast- Protein and fruit. I'm a little weird about ...
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Blonde Story Short: November 2014
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Tales that are just long enough. Tuesday, November 18, 2014. Oh for crying out loud. Oh for crying out loud. No this is not my first post-baby post- where I talk about how much babies cry, out loud. I'll try to refrain from obvious-masked-as-*epipharyngeal-blogging when the time comes. Yes it's 4:30 in the morning and I just looked up the adjective for "epiphany.". Of course you did. Vomiting phase months ago. Falso (that's Spanish for False. It turns out my clockwork pregnancy got a bit off. Trust me we...
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Blonde Story Short: January 2015
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Tales that are just long enough. Wednesday, January 21, 2015. I mentioned in my last post that I had plans to write about delivering my Charlotte. I have thought about this a lot to be certain that I'm not putting down all the details for the wrong reasons. It's like every girl on The Bachelor, "I'm here for the right reasons." Apparently there are wrong. Reasons- none of us are here for any of those. I love that all the girls say they wouldn't be there for any. I had Cholostasis of Pregnancy otherwise k...
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Blonde Story Short: Oh Come on Kaitlyn!
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Tales that are just long enough. Friday, June 26, 2015. Oh Come on Kaitlyn! So up until this week I had respect for Kaitlyn. She was straight forward, appropriately confrontational, confident and fun. I was even willing to look past the double bird elbow tats and constant reminder that she likes to rap. Well, I lost half of that well deserved respect the week she let Old-News-Nick. Join the perspective husbands team-. Or as ABC calls them, The Cast. This tool shows up aaaaaand.POOF! It was almost magical.
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Blonde Story Short: July 2014
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Tales that are just long enough. Thursday, July 17, 2014. While the element of surprise can be exciting…I’m a big fan of knowing what to expect when it comes to pregnancy (and life in general, let’s be honest). They (my medical staff and applications) said nausea would be wrapping up around fourteen weeks. This means for about ten weeks total, you feel. Cute Amazing. I held off on my own shopping since I found the whole thing overwhelming. What exactly do you buy? And don’t you dare say “PEA ...Fiscally ...
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Blonde Story Short: What a hip post
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Tales that are just long enough. Tuesday, June 9, 2015. What a hip post. With millennials home for summer, I've become hyper aware of the various lists. My little six month old princess is keeping me busy these days, babies sleep less as the months go on, did you know that? So today, in honor of this generation's A.D.D kids and my lack of time, I give you a list. A list of things that I can no longer live without, now that I'm.30? Damn I love Costco. 25 minute work out videos. Sure I'm supposed to. I mea...