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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: May 2011
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Monday, May 9, 2011. The words came so easily – not because they were fake, lies, or cliché. I mean each and every word of them. Its just…it never quite feels like enough. Thank you for your continued love and support. You are an inspiration. I can only hope to be half the mother you have been to me. Lots of love, Paula. I think I say the same, or words to that every effect every single year. Again…meaning every word. Like you to know. 8217; I just blabbed t...
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: Sometimes I wonder if I'm a Suitable Parent?
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Thursday, February 23, 2012. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a Suitable Parent? February 23, 2012 at 11:17 AM. Please. You are my shining example. Parents that still manage to be fun and awesome people. If only Tom would keep that mustache full time.think you can talk him into it? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. I wish there was some sort of Rosetta Stone for the language of Motherhood but there isn't. Brooklyn, New York.
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: Breeding Contempt
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Thursday, January 27, 2011. I'd never had my heart broken before. I had no thought that this would ever end. I can honestly say that I have still not experienced pain as sharp as I did in the summer of 1998 when my first love called time on our relationship. I hope I never do. This week a (dreadful) woman called Kim Kardashian suggested that a TV show called Teen Mom. Plus, last time i watched Celebrity Rehab, i didn't rush out and snort my weight in coke.
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: November 2010
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Monday, November 15, 2010. The Best Things In Life Are Not Free. If they are not growing, they are popping. It's baby fever, baby, and I'm a little worried it's contagious. No, No, No - I'm (emphatically) not preggo. Dear lord, no! I'm hemorrhaging as I type. But, for the first time today when one friend reminded me of those first butterfly kicks and another of seeing her tummy pulse as a limb bulged.just for a moment, I was well, envious. Actually, it's not...
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: December 2010
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Tuesday, December 28, 2010. You know you're a mother when. You go out in 20 degree weather with wind chills making it feel like single digits. You find yourself wading through snow after a massive blizzard just to get emergency supplies from the grocery store. You have only your two frozen hands and know you must have equal distribution to save you from slipping on your way home. That you worry your own child might never grow hair. As of ginormous proportion.
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: October 2010
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Wednesday, October 13, 2010. From Mewling and Puking. Just like that - the next 20 years flashed before my eyes. I actually thought I was about to drop dead and see the light. My time is up, I thought. I backed away from the edge of the subway platform for fear of being shoved on the tracks. I was sweating as I stepped on the train, all the while wondering if i would ever get off. Was this it? Was this what people experienced just before death? Focus Oh god ...
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: January 2011
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Thursday, January 27, 2011. I'd never had my heart broken before. I had no thought that this would ever end. I can honestly say that I have still not experienced pain as sharp as I did in the summer of 1998 when my first love called time on our relationship. I hope I never do. This week a (dreadful) woman called Kim Kardashian suggested that a TV show called Teen Mom. Plus, last time i watched Celebrity Rehab, i didn't rush out and snort my weight in coke.
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: March 2011
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Thursday, March 31, 2011. An Ode To New York. Dear New York,. This is probably the toughest. Email that I will ever write. Where to start? Firstly, I'm sorry i didn't get to say goodbye in person, I had hoped to see you this afternoon to say a quiet goodbye but in the end it was just too hard. So, I planned to just slip off without saying a word, but I'm. Here at the airport and I just can't leave without explaining. r. And so i left. It took 6 months for me...
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: Caught Red Handed
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Friday, March 18, 2011. Q: Is it ever ok to lie to your child? A: Yes, when she walks in and sees you extracting a tampon. Fact: being a woman is not glamorous. Anyway, so there i am doing a semi squat, knees bent, tights hinged mid thigh, bright yellow thong resting slightly higher. Pencil skirt hitched up to my waist and just as I am breathing a sigh of relief that i didn't go through onto my skirt, sodden tampon swinging in the wind. in walks Olive. Relie...
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother: A Time to Stop and Smell the Roses
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Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic New Mother. Monday, January 16, 2012. A Time to Stop and Smell the Roses. Well, the good news is I'm not dead. The bad news is you are missing about 8 months of your life.however, let me be the first to tell you that you just became interesting! Everything had changed - things like blowing bubbles - i no longer have to pretend and applaud you for licking the miniature wand. So, i had my tactic and all was going very well. Easy.right? Anyway, today your little face lit u...
