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Veges | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. October 22, 2012. Hey, do you eat salad? I bet you do, but I bet you hate it. Yes you do! I’m utterly convinced people only eat the stuff because it’s by far the easiest ‘healthy’ thing anyone can think of. As Homer Simpson said, ‘You don’t make friends with salad’ it’s something to live by. Let’s have a look at what salad IS. What about these crazies who order salads in restaurants? If you do change your mind and partake of the rand...
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Losers | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. February 13, 2012. I catch public transport to work, and I have noticed a distinct class system in the sample of passengers that I encounter. I tend to make pithy snap judgements that make me feel superior, and I sneer or smile to myself behind my expensive sunglasses, where no one can tell where I am looking. The best example of lower-middle class judgement I dish out, is over payment. If someone gets on, and doesn’t use a Smartrider; I super roll my eyes and mouth F*&%ing L...This t...
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Martian Law!! | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. August 8, 2012. With everyone talking incessantly about Mars, I thought I’d start a comic called “Martian Law! I was drinking some ‘conversation juice’ the other night, watching a bad cop show when I had the best idea ever. A cop show, set on Mars, called Martian Law. I bet you didn’t see that coming. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. The Circle Of Lying. About 47 years ago. Follow The Listen Lady. Friends of the Lady. Lady’s Shoe Fund. Return to top of page.
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Xmas | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. No thanks, I’ve already had a breakdown this year. December 20, 2011. I hate conversations this time of year. With anyone. You know how it goes; Ooh, what are YOU doing for Xtmas? Something boring, what are YOU doing for Xmas? And the same reply, year after year, person after person: Oh. you know. just some family stuff. maybe see some friends have a few drinks to celebrate, haw haw. Tell it like it is, you self righteous jerks! The ones you actually spend time with during the year?
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Health | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. October 22, 2012. Hey, do you eat salad? I bet you do, but I bet you hate it. Yes you do! I’m utterly convinced people only eat the stuff because it’s by far the easiest ‘healthy’ thing anyone can think of. As Homer Simpson said, ‘You don’t make friends with salad’ it’s something to live by. Let’s have a look at what salad IS. What about these crazies who order salads in restaurants? If you do change your mind and partake of the rand...
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The Listen Lady - Part 2
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Fat Town, Westside. November 17, 2011. So, I was out strolling around my neighbourhood the other day, when I noticed that there were a lot of retailers around that specifically target the obese. The reason I noticed all this, is a different story altogether. I was at my local wine merchant, conversing with the guy who works there, and I smugly thought to myself. Yeah, we are acquaintances, aren’t we? Why didn’t they call to check on me? This could have been me, you jackasses. THAT’S why when I tell peopl...
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Losers | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. October 22, 2012. Hey, do you eat salad? I bet you do, but I bet you hate it. Yes you do! I’m utterly convinced people only eat the stuff because it’s by far the easiest ‘healthy’ thing anyone can think of. As Homer Simpson said, ‘You don’t make friends with salad’ it’s something to live by. Let’s have a look at what salad IS. What about these crazies who order salads in restaurants? If you do change your mind and partake of the rand...
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Lying In Job Interviews: Even The Employer Does It. | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. The Circle Of Lying. The Circle Of Lying. January 24, 2012. Now, everybody lies. I know it, and you know it but I find it very funny when you overhear someone lying, rather obviously, so obviously that the person being lied to also knows it, but they are not in a position to point it out. First there was the discussion of what the ad should be like. OK, we have to write this in a way that will only attract people that are like us. Then, of course the first resumes came in. The gruesom...
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Articles | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. Nothing to see here! Please, come back another time. Or suggest an article topic. Go on. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. The Circle Of Lying. About 47 years ago. Follow The Listen Lady. Friends of the Lady. Lady’s Shoe Fund. Return to top of page.
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No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability | The Listen Lady
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You are here: Home. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. No Salad, You. I Deride Your Dinner Making Ability. October 22, 2012. Hey, do you eat salad? I bet you do, but I bet you hate it. Yes you do! I’m utterly convinced people only eat the stuff because it’s by far the easiest ‘healthy’ thing anyone can think of. As Homer Simpson said, ‘You don’t make friends with salad’ it’s something to live by. Let’s have a look at what salad IS. What about these crazies who order salads in restaurants?
