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Reindeer Droppings: My Lies. Served Tasteless and Cold
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Thursday, February 28, 2008. My Lies. Served Tasteless and Cold. Despite my fenzied hate posts about Scarlett, she never said this blog is hers. I didn't "get her to admit" anything! Who do I think I am today, the secret police in Bagdad? Everyone else thinks I'm a liar and cyber bully. OMG, is your sister back? February 28, 2008 at 5:58 PM. What do you think, dummy? February 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM. We think you're nutso. What is her name again? February 28, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Her name is LYLAH! Playing naked...
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Turkey Droppings: Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear
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Monday, November 19, 2007. Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear. My grocery store is in a rough neighborhood. When I, Tarquin Churchwell, have to shop, these are ten things I don't want to hear:. 10 "One Diet Coke, bag of chips - $39.99.". 9 "If you're here for the crack dealer training film, it's in the back.". 8 "You ever done it in an ice cream freezer? 7 "What, no machine gun today, Mr. Corleone? 6 "If your slurpee tastes like boogers, they're mine.". 5 "You got a minute to talk about stalking? Breakin...
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Reindeer Droppings: Everybody Out Of The Pool
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008. Everybody Out Of The Pool. There's an old expression: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." Look how easy it was for Thomas Tarquin Churchwell last weekend to write about wanting to cause. The deaths of several people. All I had to do was write a dozen posts on AOL saying "Churchwell is coming to stop you," and everyone in the blogosphere ran for cover. I made the idea of death sound as easy as buying a bus ticket. But comedy is hard. The man I blinded wasn't even famous! Five must...
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Reindeer Droppings: I BARE MY FANGS OVER NUDIES
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008. I BARE MY FANGS OVER NUDIES. I had to think up a new title for this post, because I swiped the old title and used it on my hater blog this morning. That's the kind of thing I do, fans. I LIE, CHEAT and STEAL. I probably need a padded cage, but I can't think about that now. All I can think about are those PICTURES. I wanted NUDIES, and she tricked me! For two whole days, two years ago, she let me think those nudies were her! How could she do that to a STRANGER? Duel In The Sun.
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Reindeer Droppings: Peekaboo...I'll Beat Up You
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Saturday, March 1, 2008. Peekaboo.I'll Beat Up You. This is Jack Nicholson, as he looked in "The Shining." I would have posted a picture of a beaten woman, but I've had enough excitement for one week. Yep, I had a VERY busy week. Death threats, phony truces, libel posts and a billion lies. This should shut up the dum dums that say I don't do anything! OK,Tommy, I've had it up to HERE with your fucking advice. I didn't blow you hard enough? March 2, 2008 at 8:02 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Turkey Droppings: Captured By Cameras For The First Time
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Monday, February 18, 2008. Captured By Cameras For The First Time. Some of my best ideas come right out of the fridge. Posted by About Me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster.
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Turkey Droppings: Hate, Inc.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007. Want to know how I, Tarquin Churchwell, spent my thank-LESS Thanksgiving? I spent the day gobbling hate, of course. Posted by About Me. Labels: How I spent my Thanksgiving. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link.
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Turkey Droppings: Help Wanted: Stalker
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Posted by About Me. Labels: stalker want ad. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster. How I spent my Thanksgiving. Overheard at Macys Thanksgiving Parade.
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Reindeer Droppings: That's "Mr. Bandit" To You
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Sunday, March 30, 2008. That's "Mr. Bandit" To You. I have been calling people THIEVES for so long, my fans are bored out of their empty skulls. I get emails saying: "Tarq, when are you gonna stop? Instead of making up lies, how about posting some true confessions? Tell us again about when you used to steal watches.". Well, dum dums, I'm not sharing pickpocket memories this week. But here I am (symbolically speaking) in my new ski mask, which I helped myself to in black and 6 springtime colors.
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Reindeer Droppings: Pass the Popcorn
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Friday, February 15, 2008. This post gave me a migraine. How can I write about my ex-girlfriend's deception without also writing about MY deception? I can't, they go together like green mold on stale bread. I could post something about the "deer-in-the-headlights" - that's the people who received my ex-girlfriend's eye-popping emails - but I don't know anything about THAT. For now, I'm tired of the subject. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This blog is a parody. View my complete profile.
