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Random Rants: October 2005
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Thursday, October 27, 2005. Alright boys and girls. Mac is 25 today. So in honor of our friend, I’m hosting a blog roast. Feel free to use any of the cock jokes about Tommy Lee used in the Pamela Anderson roastit apples here too. This will also help for those of you who forgot his birthday. Mac is one of the best friends I’ve ever had. Probably because we share many of the same qualities. An alcoholic pot head. Actually Mac’s never in his life bought a bag of weed. This is true. Ask a...But seriously fol...
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Random Rants: January 2006
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Friday, January 27, 2006. Where do we come up with this shit? I was reading another blog today and I came across a thing on nicknames. This got me thinking. How in the hell do we come up with some of our nicknames. I'll start with the origin of mine. So my family used to go to Myrtle Beach every year. It was also the same week that the Wells', Eweasiaks(SP? Middle school turned into High School and I was still Abner. Then I went to college. Some other nicknames of friends that I know. Mac: His name isn't...
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Random Rants: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. So you're telling me the Colts are for real? Well that explains why we got housed last night. And we had our chances. It should have been 13-10 at halftime. But a missed field goal paired with an untimely pick followed by a penalty made it 13-7. And we actually played them in the second half. I don't know if any of you watched the second half. But, we were always just a step away. Dwight Freeny is not human! As for Thanksgiving.wowzers! A:"So what did we do this week". Some gi...
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Random Rants: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. Leave it to Tony. In other news, there is supposedly a DUI checkpoint tonight. Looks like its gonna be an interesting cab ride home for me and whoever shares my love of alcohol in epic proportions. I wonder if he'll stop at Hardees? Posted by Adammmmmm at 1:22 PM. Wednesday, April 27, 2005. Today is Frank Canistraro Day! When they say no, you must utter something sarcastic like, "oh that's too bad" or "really? I hope everyone can pull at least one today. You can do this by finding...
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Random Rants: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Monroe is trying to give me a quality lube job. They're a bunch of god-damned thieves! So my story starts with procrastination. My car needs inspected.today. Yes, I know that it's the last day of the month. Yes, I'm aware that I could've done this before today. And yes, I accept that tomorrow I'll be driving an illegal vehicle. So for some ungodly reason, I decided to go to Monroe today to get my car inspected. Kindly go fuck yourself Monroe. Nothing was wrong then. Hell, ...
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Random Rants: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. 10 things you didn't know about Keith. 10 He shampoos, then rinses, but DOES NOT REPEAT! 9 His favorite movie is "New Jack City". 8 He does a perfect impression of Corey Feldman. 7 He coined the phrase, "No you di'nt". 6 When Keith likes someone, he gives them a piece of paper with "Do you like me? Circle Yes, No." written on it. 5 He's down to only 2 known STD's. 3 His real name is Everet. 1 He has sex dreams about "Golum" from the parking lot at Star Lake. Plans for the 4th?
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Random Rants: December 2005
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Thursday, December 29, 2005. New Years and drinking games. So Christmas is officially over, and so is my hiatis from writing on this blog. Sometimes I just want to erase this whole thing and stop blogging forever. Then I make it about 2 days before I start shaking and breaking out in a cold sweat. So I'm back, and bigger than ever. Too much Christmas food. Sooooooooo, New Year's Eve is this weekend huh? Posted by Adammmmmm at 11:05 AM. Thursday, December 22, 2005. Posted by Adammmmmm at 11:48 AM. 2 Yes, ...
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Random Rants: July 2005
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Thursday, July 28, 2005. Who loves Mad Libs? Weren't they a hoot? Well I'm gonna try something different today. Let's see what crazy things our readers can come up with. Who knows what kind of hilarity will ensue. Just copy and paste the below Mad Lib to the comments box and change the bolded word to your choice). And I were talking the other day, and he said, "let's go to ( PLACE. Now, I had never been there before but I heard that it was ( ADJ. We hopped in my ( NOUN. Sticking his ( NOUN. In a ( NOUN.
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Random Rants: September 2005
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Set your crosshairs on "Brian". So, I was looking through the comments section on either Guz's or Josh's blog (I can't tell them apart) and I noticed that we were ragging on Chuck again. That was fun. Especially because he's not here. So, in keeping with that tradition, I figured we could all tell a rather embarrassing story about him. Everybody! Time: Sometime in the late 90's. Didn't he go into the tent? Your younger sister's hot. Your older sister's hot. I really don't s...
