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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: Short Poems: Volume VII
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Wednesday, 25 May 2011. Short Poems: Volume VII. More longer poems will be forthcoming as I try and get my arse in gear with this whole thing (it took me ages to write that rap, you see - This One. Here are some tiny morsels of poems. Oh crap, thought the crap pedlar, that’s good. Dave spewed vomit all over himself. ‘Lol,’ he said, before puking himself into a coma. An ocelot raced down the motorway, going much, much slower than the cars.
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UNEXPECTED PIZZA DELIVERY: A Letter To Michael Gambon
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You didn't ask for it, but it's here. And it tastes bloody good. Wednesday, 19 January 2011. A Letter To Michael Gambon. Dear Sir Michael,. As you have evidently been too busy to read my screenplay "UNTITLED MICHAEL GAMBON PROJECT". I have sent some more ideas in handy snippet form instead. That way, when you take a break from crinkling your ancient brow and memorizing the complete works of Beckett (only joking - I'm sure you know it all off by heart already! You can peruse a role and say "Hmm.". You are...
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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: Wedding Poems
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Sunday, 26 June 2011. My two excellent friends Tom and Jemma got themselves married (to each other) yesterday. A wonderful time was had by all and I'm genuinely honoured to be have been part of the day (I was an usher). I wrote them a couple of poems which I then said which I shall now put here. These:. Two people are married, happily. Let's call them 'Tim' and 'Gemma' (with a G). Everyone cried at the ceremony. Mainly due to the poetry.
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UNEXPECTED PIZZA DELIVERY: April 2011
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You didn't ask for it, but it's here. And it tastes bloody good. Friday, 1 April 2011. List #003. New Year's Resolutions of a sensitive police detective. Need a catchphrase. Preferably something flexible, like "Eat lead salad." Could be changed to "Eat a lead bagel" for kosher suspects. Appear on World's Craziest Police Chases. Murphy's been on it twice now, it's getting embarrassing. Learn to like asparagus. You're a grown man, for God's sake. Never know if you don't try. Ask out Marie from the zoo....
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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: April 2011
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Tuesday, 26 April 2011. I Am A Romantic. I'm currently in the Lake District, glorious part of the country, beautiful. Majestic. Sweeping. And, just as Wordsworth was those many moons ago, I have been inspired to write a poem eulogising nature and such. Oh babbling brook, your whispered path scythes. Oh bumbling bee, with your wings so small. And body so big. Oh skittering slate, your cracked, gnarled face. And the bumbling for the bee.
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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: July 2011
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Monday, 18 July 2011. A Sonnet on The Apprentice. So we all know who won. It was marvellous of course. Here is where I imagine the business will be in, say, a years time (in sonnet form). You think that this is good enough, do you? Howled Tom Pellereau at the sweatshop kids. He'd bought in secret to bring his back-chair through,. You don't have a fucking clue about business! Nick watched on, tutting disapprovingly,. It could be you?
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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: November 2010
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Tuesday, 23 November 2010. Sometimes inspiration will come from the most unlikely places. Here are a few poems, all with fairly clear sources of inspiration (depending on what you know/which blogs you read). Letters from a Norfolk Sanctuary (aka. On Pretension). Oh my dear, my egos collapse, my ego's collapse. Traffic through my brain shatters the truth like a love banned since 1931. The thirties, what a vintage decade! Fuck you, puddle.
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A Rational Fear of Sharks.: September 2010
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A Rational Fear of Sharks. By Ant Cule. Poet Laureate of your heart. Saturday, 11 September 2010. All New Short Poems! Since I haven't done some in a while I thought I'd do some more short poems and put them here (on my blog). 8216;That’s crazy,’ said Xavier. ‘I know,’ replied Colin, swallowing the last of the goose down, ‘I know.’. The ‘Go Compare’ guy stumbles home; pissed as fuck; disgracing his family name. His family name is Shit. Ah, what a Christmas that was. He was, to put it simply, gargantuan.
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UNEXPECTED PIZZA DELIVERY: List #001. 18 Soldier Names For A Vietnam War Movie
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You didn't ask for it, but it's here. And it tastes bloody good. Friday, 14 January 2011. List #001. 18 Soldier Names For A Vietnam War Movie. Not saying I'm going to write one, but if I did, at least I'd have the fiddly naming people bit sorted. Didn't bother with first names, because, as everyone knows, nobody had first names in 'Nam. Who wants to yell "Marcus! Across the battlefield when they could be yelling "Paintrain! A homage to scandalous auteur Roman Polanski and T. Rex frontman Marc Bolan?
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UNEXPECTED PIZZA DELIVERY: A Screenplay Idea For Sir Michael Gambon
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You didn't ask for it, but it's here. And it tastes bloody good. Monday, 10 January 2011. A Screenplay Idea For Sir Michael Gambon. This is the first scene of a screenplay. It's a biting satire - maybe - of theatre. It's about two writers who inadvertently create the best play ever written, and have to get Michael Gambon to star in it. A bit like Get Shorty. On second thoughts, it's nothing like Get Shorty. Never mind. Give it a read, you'll get the picture. Posted by Jack Swain. 10 January 2011 at 18:18.
