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Wednesday, July 05, 2006. A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s! Exclaimed the eager salesman. We just moved in, and there's no electricity in the house!
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006. Some quotes by the great Chanakya (Indian politician, strategist and writer,350 BC-275 BC). A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.". Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.". The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.". Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Humour Box: September 2014
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Tuesday, September 2, 2014. At school, Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said, "Paracetamol? And what is it used for? It is used for a headache.". The second pupil said, "Restyl.". Said Catherine. "And what it is used for? To help you sleep," replied the student. And what is it used for, Johnny?
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Humour Box: The Man & His Monkey
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Thursday, February 26, 2015. The Man and His Monkey. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while. He's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything. Behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off. My pool table - whole! The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
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Humour Box: Dr. Einstien
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Thursday, February 24, 2011. The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'. Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket. Two Ladies in Heaven.
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Humour Box: January 2015
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Friday, January 23, 2015. At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.". Tom replies, "That's the good news? Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.". Wednesday, January 21, 2015. All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company. Member, was left sitting outside.
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Humour Box: Delicate Corporate Matter
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Wednesday, January 21, 2015. All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company. Were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior. Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors. Seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did. Had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?
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Humour Box: Terminal Tom
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Friday, January 23, 2015. At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.". Tom replies, "That's the good news? Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.". Celebrities, Movies, Reviews, Photos and Trivia. Two Ladies in Heaven. Domain Knowledge is very important. Intelligent Boy and Farmer.
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Humour Box: October 2014
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Tuesday, October 21, 2014. HR Manager in Heaven. One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself. No problem, just let me in," said the woman. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. Sorry, we have rules.". Now it's time to spend a day in heave...
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Humour Box: Two Ladies in Heaven
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Wednesday, May 2, 2007. Two Ladies in Heaven. Two Ladies Talking in Heaven. My name is Wanda. I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? I froze to death. It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What About you? So, what happened? I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. Two Ladies in Heaven.
