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O Romeo, Romeo, SAY IT DON’T SPRAY IT! (or, Whorelando Says Hi to Wanda’s Boobs) | Deadpan
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Shoe Gazing Since 2007. Get Your War On Skinny Buttons Here! O Romeo, Romeo, SAY IT DON’T SPRAY IT! Or, Whorelando Says Hi to Wanda’s Boobs). September 30, 2013 – 6:53 pm. Sorry for forgetting to post for the last zillion years, but you know how it is. You guys were starting to bore me, that’s how it is. Also I didn’t feel like paying to keep my domain name anymore so here we are back at our humble WordPress beginnings. Us a couple of times. Don’t hate. Here’s our view of the stage:. Ducati and I may hav...
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Whorely’s new job! | Inanity Upgraded
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If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing – Kingsley Amis. Whorely’s new job! Concerned at his lack of work in his chosen field (which is acting, just incase any of you have forgotten), Orlando Bloom puts in some practice in a new line of employment as a…. See, he’s already got the plumber’s crack down pat. He’s a natural! Source: Many thanks to Dea at Mean Girls. Whorely’s new job! 06/04/2011 at 3:26 am. 06/04/2011 at 11:26 am. Does he even bother with the boxers any more? Leave a Re...
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What Whorely Hears | Inanity Upgraded
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If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing – Kingsley Amis. After reacquainting myself with the Meet the Parents series of photos with Randy and Landy, I decided that one of the photos reminded me very much of one of my most favourite Gary Larson cartoons. So today I decided to compare the two. First we have Gary Larson:. Then we have Meet the Parents with Randy and Landy:. Next thing you know, we’ll find out Moronduuhhh went to Midvale School for the Gifted😛. I hate Miranda Kerr.
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I’ve got a Golden Ticket! | Inanity Upgraded
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If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing – Kingsley Amis. I’ve got a Golden Ticket! Remember last year at the announcement of the engagement of Kate Middleton to Prince William it was said that a number of lucky common type people would be invited via Golden Ticket to the wedding ceremony? Look what arrived on my doorstep this afternoon! I’m so excited! I can’t believe I’m invited! I’ve never been to a Royal Wedding before! What do I wear? Caption It – Episode 1. 24/02/2011 at 4:43 pm.
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The State of Orlando: A front cover
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The State of Orlando. A blog devoted to the art of snark. Tuesday, 18 September 2012. I was not amused when I saw that the front cover of the Sunday Times Style magazine said it was featuring "Miranda Kerr rocking this seasons new shapes". That apparently her daily affirmation is as "I am a being of love and light". I do affirmations too - mine is "I am a fat n jellus cow who wants Orlando all to myself". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Fat'n'Jellus Play list. 1) Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen. Just to...
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Dropped Like A Hot Organic Potato | Miranda & Her Kerrazy Lies
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Miranda and Her Kerrazy Lies. You just won't believe your eyes! Dropped Like A Hot Organic Potato. It’s official – DJ’s have sacked Miranda. This. Article reveals how Miranda was such a diva, expected money for nothing and how, even though she still had 9 months left on her contract, DJ’s have cut all ties with her and have already employed Jessica Gomes. In her place. Out with the old and in with the new… and younger it would seem. The article goes into detail about how pretentious Miranda is:. The defi...
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The State of Orlando: September 2012
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The State of Orlando. A blog devoted to the art of snark. Tuesday, 18 September 2012. I was not amused when I saw that the front cover of the Sunday Times Style magazine said it was featuring "Miranda Kerr rocking this seasons new shapes". That apparently her daily affirmation is as "I am a being of love and light". I do affirmations too - mine is "I am a fat n jellus cow who wants Orlando all to myself". Tuesday, 11 September 2012. To demonstrate how much she has to learn! Monday, 10 September 2012.
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For Your Viewing Pleasure | Deadpan
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Shoe Gazing Since 2007. Get Your War On Skinny Buttons Here! For Your Viewing Pleasure. October 23, 2010 – 8:14 pm. Let’s stop and enjoy a few moments of pre-Dingho Whorely, shall we? Laquo; A Stroll Down Memory Lane 2. Posted October 23, 2010 at 9:12 pm. You had me at Legolas, killed me with Balian and rounded back with Viggo to hit me again. Such sweet torment. I wuv it Wanders. That was beauties, eh! Posted October 23, 2010 at 9:48 pm. Posted October 24, 2010 at 2:08 am. Wanda, just lovely. You are co...
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The State of Orlando: August 2011
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The State of Orlando. A blog devoted to the art of snark. Friday, 26 August 2011. Things that make you smile. Obviously only if you are a fat and jelluz cow. but as I so definitely am, It made me smile to see how that the Panty Mantis is back to looking so beeautifulle and seksy in Wellington. Friday, 12 August 2011. During Dinner the PM takes an important phone call and strategically provides a visual demonstration of the challenge of stringing a coherent sentence together:. Monday, 1 August 2011. Well ...