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Area 51.1: January 2010
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Quotes To Remember - Part III. 1Never Back Down (2008). Jean Roqua:"Never give up, never back down! Ryan McCarthy:"If you gonna be the best, you have to take out the best". Jake Tyler:"I'm gonna stop this guy, win, lose. it makes no difference, it ends tonight. This is my fight. Everyone's got one.". Coach Larry Gelwix:"If you want easy, play Lacrosse or Football, or join the Marines. Gentleman welcome to highland Rugby. ". Reading the Tattoo:"I score,this is what I do.". Narrator:"It's called a changeov...
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Area 51.1: October 2009
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Reasons why men love guns more than women. I'll probably be called many names for this post,but it's too funny not to be posted. 15You can dance with another woman without the gun shooting at you. 14You don't invest a lot of money in guns and it won't go with someone else. 13Guns can be used even when drunk. 12A gun knows how to deal with somebody that makes fun of it. 11A gun doesn't have to be sexy to kill. 10You can trade an old .44 for a new 22. 6Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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Area 51.1: May 2009
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Everybody has to make gifts one in a while.for a birthday,wedding,getting out of prison,your teacher to pass your exams at school or even a "explosive" gift for people you don't like. The toughest decision is what to buy,I always have this problem,usually when I have to buy a gift for a girl every time either it's a stupid idea or it's to expensive.For men/boys it's easier because I buy what I like and even if I don't get what they like they don't get upset and don't talk to me for the next moths. Links ...
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Area 51.1: December 2009
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Stupid and Annoying Questions. Often heard and usually used by aa."simple". people. 1"Can I ask you a question? You already have sunshine.Sorry you're out of questions. While sleeping some comes(usually mothers):. No,I'm just resting eyes that's why I have that sign on the door saying DO NOT DISTURB. 3"How can I see if a turtle is a male or female? Put a beer in front of it and if it come towards the beer then it's a male or you can grab it by it's tail and .wait. never mind. Thanks." and leaves. Dealing...
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Area 51.1: March 2009
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Q:Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and Nintendo DS? A:Both of their mottos are "touching is good". Q:Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and a TV? A:Both can be black and white. Q:Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and Play Station? A:Both get played by 7 year olds. Q:Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A:One is pale an scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q:What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? Yo mama's ...
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Area 51.1: September 2009
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I think this is the best picture I've ever taken. Links to this post. Time's not wasted when youre getting wasted II. Last weekend I went drinking with a friend,I don't usually drink,not only that my stomach hurts like hell the next day,but also that I tend to do stupid things when I'm drunk and it's also expensive to get drunk considering that I don't like beer. UUUU Pretty light,I wonder what happens if I touch it.". At least nobody drew anything on my face and I didn't make any tattoos on my ass.
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Area 51.1: June 2009
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Perfect" day :Revenge of the Fallen. It was suppose to be a perfect Sunday,but it wasn't. Let's start with the morning:I couldn't sleep all night and when I finally fell asleep it was 8 Am,at 8:30 everybody woke up and made noise so I couldn't sleep.Until I got out of bed everybody already ate and went outside.when I went to eat there wasn't anything good left.So the day started perfectly. When we brought the second one it's motor fell.right on my f* * * leg. Links to this post. I wrote this post because...
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Area 51.1: November 2009
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How I understand sayings. I usually understand in my way sayings before I process them,to understand what they really mean. 1An apple per day keeps the doctor away. So if I gather apples every day when I go to the doctor I throw with them at him. 2A picture is worth a thousand words. I still got a F for drawing a picture instead of writing an essay. 3Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself. It means you didn't do anything and it's the rest of the team's fault. But it sure sustains it.
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Area 51.1: July 2009
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2012,bullshit or cow turd? I bet it's cow turd. Everybody started to make a big fuss about 2012 just because some smart ass said that the Maya calendar ends in 23 December,I mean we aren't that lucky to get of this planet that easily we still have a few decades to bust our asses working here. And even if that calendar ends 2 more calendars ended before and the end was seen only by the people who stayed behind me when I farted. Yeahmaybe I should stop sleeping with my TV on. Guys I'm leaving for 2-3 weeks...
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Area 51.1: Teachers
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You can learn many things from teachers which aren't always useful (never).But there are some teachers which know what we really need to know and those are the teachers from which we learn useful stuff. And there's the Teachers Whiskey from which you really learn many things. I'll start with the stupid teachers;. And there are the good teachers which know what they teach us,for example my ex-math teacher.Even though he didn't have a very organized method we learned easier,and we knew that we could as...
