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Killing a random girl at the Best Western Hotel – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. Killing a random girl at the Best Western Hotel. March 10, 2014. March 10, 2014. I was fucking this hot little twenty-two year old girl in my truck in front of the Best Western. She worked as the night shift counter clerk. I was parked facing the street, so she could watch the front desk as she humped my cock straddle-style in the front seat. You get fired if you did? 8221; I asked. I looked in the rear-view mirror, a clear v...
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gegrizzle – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. I want a brain-shut-off switch so bad. March 15, 2014. I’ve always had trouble sleeping. I remember, back when I was about 5 years old, I came out to the living room, after trying to sleep, and told my mom that I forgot how to sleep. 8220;Just lay down and close your eyes,” she had said. 8220;It’s not working,” I replied. I thought my brain was broken, because it would not shut up. When I heard about Michael Jackson’s s...
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Ghosts are not real – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. Ghosts are not real. March 8, 2014. March 9, 2014. 8220;Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King. Martin Rice had just moved into a new apartment. His friends helped him move all his stuff into the new place. They stayed for beers and pizza for a while, but eventually they all left Martin to deal with his own demons in his new apartment. 8220;I’m just sayin...
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World War 3? Bring it on. – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. March 7, 2014. March 7, 2014. To the NSA fucks reading this: Go fuck yourselves. It’s satire, you stupid cunts. None of it is real. So Russia is invading the Ukraine and all the world’s media are losing their shit. World War 3. Everyone run for your lives. Any day now, they’ll release the bombs and America will be reduced to a barren wasteland. Some vodka brands, maybe? What is the point of all the stockpiles of nukes? So yea...
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Adam Carolla can go f*ck himself in the a$$ – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. Adam Carolla can go f*ck himself in the a$. March 4, 2014. March 7, 2014. I recently sent a tweet to Adam Carolla. “Eating a hotdog slathered in ketchup. Thinking of you.” That is what I sent. I’m sure he never read it, because fuck, when you have thousands, or millions of followers, how many tweets can you really read? How does it make you wrong in any way? Like New York style pizza? It fucking blows. I’ve been to ...Eat a b...
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Aliens among us – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. March 6, 2014. March 7, 2014. I’m telling you, Tom… I was abducted man! Matt was getting rather frustrated. He was a fat and dirty man, in his 30’s, wearing overalls and a flannel shirt that was unbuttoned mostly down the front to show the world just how unsexy he really was. He slumped in the booth as he sipped his coffee. The waitress walked by with a fresh steaming pot of coffee. Can I freshen up you cup, Hun? Dude… ...
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March 2014 – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. I want a brain-shut-off switch so bad. March 15, 2014. I’ve always had trouble sleeping. I remember, back when I was about 5 years old, I came out to the living room, after trying to sleep, and told my mom that I forgot how to sleep. 8220;Just lay down and close your eyes,” she had said. 8220;It’s not working,” I replied. I thought my brain was broken, because it would not shut up. When I heard about Michael Jackson’s s...
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Why is God such an asshole? – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. Why is God such an asshole? March 12, 2014. March 12, 2014. I have no idea. I don’t believe in god. At all. Not even a little bit. 8220;Oh, so you’re agnostic,” a friend said to me. 8220;No. I’m not fucking agnostic,” I replied. Agnostics are wishy-washy little cunts. 8220;So, if God came down to earth tomorrow, what would you do? 8221; My friend persisted. 8220;What part of not believing in god, do you not understand? If non...
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Interview with a Serial Killer – Part 1 – My Stories and Crazy Rants
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My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. Interview with a Serial Killer – Part 1. March 12, 2014. Interview #1 with Mr. Charles Rosenbaum. By Dr Richard Kelly. Monday, November 27. I see, I said, trying not to judge too much with my voice. The warden was doing me a big favor, letting me interview Mr. Rosenbaum like this. Okay, I think he’s ready. One of the guards motioned for me to follow him. As I entered the interview room, I noticed that Mr. Rosenbaum looked...
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I want a brain-shut-off switch so bad – My Stories and Crazy Rants
https://geconley.wordpress.com/2014/03/15/i-want-a-brain-shut-off-switch-so-bad
My Stories and Crazy Rants. Writing every day, so I don't have to kill someone. I want a brain-shut-off switch so bad. March 15, 2014. I’ve always had trouble sleeping. I remember, back when I was about 5 years old, I came out to the living room, after trying to sleep, and told my mom that I forgot how to sleep. 8220;Just lay down and close your eyes,” she had said. 8220;It’s not working,” I replied. I thought my brain was broken, because it would not shut up. When I heard about Michael Jackson’s s...