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Still judging after all these years…. Laquo; JudgingThis Judge. Judging…An Olympic Games Commentator. Posted by Don't Believe a Word I Write. On August 19, 2008. Last night, I watched a Brazillian man taking part in some event in the Beijing Olympic Games. At some point, the Brazillian athlete faltered in his event, and was captured berating himself on film. This prompted the commentator to say, “I wish I could understand Brazillian right now.”. Because in Brazil they speak….Portuguese. From your own site.
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You like that?: April 2007
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Friday, April 20, 2007. Great An amiable cultural expression; a friendly parting salutation, we can handle. It' s the thinly veiled 'stay-the-blazes-away-from-me-and-don't-make-contact-again' / 'what-the-HELL-did-I see-in-you-in-the-first-place, no-really, I'd-rather-bungee-jump-with-a-hangover' that is Keep Well, arguably the most vicious known conclusion to a flirtatious textual banter session. Think about things that 'Keep Well' - jams, chutneys, pickled onions, biscuits with hydrogenated vegetable fa...
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You like that?: Coming of age
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Another year down. Looking back to 31 July 2006, would I change the way things have gone these twelve months for all the shisha in Arabia? This time last year, my minxy friend Christina and I had a combined birthday ripsnorter at the sweatiest, smokiest, commercial-dance-and-R&B-playing basement club we could find in inner London. Why? Of course, was hugely missed). Why? Because they have the most insane breadsticks. Call me an extremist. 8221; On the inside: “BEEF? This year was ...
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You like that?: Money STINKS
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007. I have just been informed that UK Inland Revenue wants my ass. I got an SMS from my housemate in London who says they are charging me GBP 100 for not completing my tax returns. For crying in a bowl of cornflakes! Perhaps I asked for it … but I am just so naive when it comes to matters of a financial, or even numerical nature. I want to tell them to make like a polisiekar and VOKAF. It is simply ANOTHER reason why Mud Island STINKS. I have LEFT that building, just let me be. They c...
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You like that?: Being a Goon in London
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Sunday, May 27, 2007. Being a Goon in London. Dedicated to the Goons I love and miss. Goonhood isn’t a brand. It’s a lifestyle. Some say it’s something you’re born with. To them I say, ‘INCORRECT’. It takes a special kind of man to fully embrace the way of the Goon. 10 Rule number one of being a Goon: behave as if you are civilization’s worst nightmare. Don’t grow up. Grow down. Will be twenty times worse than yours. They will have blown more cash than you. In fact, their credit cards will be in ...30 Ho...
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You like that?: August 2007
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Wednesday, August 1, 2007. Maternal stirrings are as foreign as a KFC Rounder backstage during fashion week in Milan. I don’t know. Sometimes I feel the tug pretty strong. Right now I’m feeling maternal towards some unborn turtles. In fact I have named the first three hatchees (hatchlings? Already: Leonardo, Raphael and lastly, Little Splinter, for good measure. I haven’t seen them yet, but I know they are going to be bloody cute. Just realized what a dorky headline this post has. Sorry.
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You like that?: The Lays guy, of all people
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007. The Lays guy, of all people. I don’t know what it is lately about blonde, spanner, rugby players. Not my usual type, by any means. My thing for Schalk worries me slightly, especially when people make ork comparisons. But I put this little crush of mine down to that whole hands-on, fearless, being-his-own-man vibe he has going on. But last night I had a dream that I was smooching Francois Pienaar. The. FP was, at that time, obviously, unmarried. There he was, lying on our couch, ju...
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You like that?: Scissorhands wishes he had a bag like mine
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Sunday, July 15, 2007. Scissorhands wishes he had a bag like mine. Thursday night kicked off with a rather extravagant dinner and several whiskeys with the folks at Mina a’Salaam hotel overlooking the Burj al Arab. Colonial-style. In the nick of time I managed to identify the camel’s milk crème brulée and give it a sufficient wide berth. In the evening my little boet came out with my friends for Aussie-Aussie-Aussie-OY-OY-OY’s birthday. I was aghast at the speed at which the six-pack of Fosters...Members...
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You like that?: July 2007
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Another year down. Looking back to 31 July 2006, would I change the way things have gone these twelve months for all the shisha in Arabia? This time last year, my minxy friend Christina and I had a combined birthday ripsnorter at the sweatiest, smokiest, commercial-dance-and-R&B-playing basement club we could find in inner London. Why? Of course, was hugely missed). Why? Because they have the most insane breadsticks. Call me an extremist. 8221; On the inside: “BEEF? This year was ...
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You like that?: Goon antics
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Monday, July 23, 2007. While it buckets down in London, the Goons. Keep themselves amused by lighting bits of toilet paper sticking out of their bums. While it looks as though 500,000 English people in the Cotswolds region may soon be deprived of electricity and are stockpiling tins of baked beans and long-life milk in anticipation of the next wave of floods, there the Goons are … singeing their butt-hairs and taking drunken photos. Are you all putting around the city in inflatable life-rafts? And while ...
