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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: May 2011
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Sunday, 29 May 2011. Get ready to turn the cringe factor up to 11 and enjoy this little beauty. If you subscribe to The Times, here's the link:. Http:/ www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3039249.ece. If not I've been a tad sneaky and done this for you:. I know it's meant to be humorous, and to quote Margot Fonteyn,. And whilst this makes me laugh till tears run down my face:. Hilary Rose's article just makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: February 2011
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Saturday, 26 February 2011. March Madness Dance Off Update. Don't forget to join us for the 'March Madness Dance Off' starting next Tuesday. The nominees have been selected, the tiaras have been polished and I've figured out how to build a poll into my blog; huzzah! Saturday, 12 February 2011. The Sheer Joy of Movement! I love this; it's so utterly joyous! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Well I’m the same age as Darcey Bussell (in fact she’s actually 4 months older than me, Sshhhh! View my complete profile.
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: Ballet Bitch is Away
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Sunday, 3 April 2011. Ballet Bitch is Away. Given the recent turn of events with my hip (Grrrrrrr, text book recovery until two weeks ago) I will be resting for the next fortnight, visiting my Mama and catching up with some friends. So whether you picture that I look like this:. That's what I'll be up to! 8 April 2011 at 11:29. Your announcement, as the Teens and Tweens here in my neck of the woods would say, Sucks dead bunnies! When you get back, please post an update. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: Why? Oh Why? Oh Why?
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Sunday, 29 May 2011. Get ready to turn the cringe factor up to 11 and enjoy this little beauty. If you subscribe to The Times, here's the link:. Http:/ www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/article3039249.ece. If not I've been a tad sneaky and done this for you:. I know it's meant to be humorous, and to quote Margot Fonteyn,. And whilst this makes me laugh till tears run down my face:. Hilary Rose's article just makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little. 10 June 2011 at 13:27. Hope you have a great weekend!
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: October 2010
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Sunday, 10 October 2010. Well that was a bit of a shocker; Goldie became the first contestant to leave this series of Strictly. My predictions were that Peter Shilton and Paul Daniels would be in the bottom two, but of course with the dissolution of the Dance Off, we are left with, what is basically a popularity contest. I promised myself that I wouldn't get into a Strictly Rant; but can we please bring back Arlene and the Dance Off. Jeeves, I think I need Chardonnay STAT! Patsy Gets Her Mojo Back! Alrig...
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: July 2011
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Sunday, 10 July 2011. Room Of Dancing Princesses. There is a saying that if you 'miss class for one day, you notice; miss class for two days, your colleagues notice; miss class for three days, your audience notices'; I have another saying that goes along the lines of 'pose pirouettes en manege the morning after a 2 am curry on Birmingham's Ladypool Road aren't a good idea', but that's another story. Still in the long run, my core stability salutes you; plus I'm trying to get #floorbarreisevil top trendin...
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: August 2011
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Tuesday, 23 August 2011. Revenge is a (Satellite) Dish Best Served Cold. Over the years I'm sure many of us have received rather irksome 'cold calling' telephone sales calls; we grit our teeth whilst trying to remain polite and end the call as quickly as possible; so this morning I found it rather amusing when my phone rang and this happened:. Sales Chap: "Hello, is that Mrs Ballet Bitch". Ballet Bitch: "Yes, speaking". SC: "Mrs Ballet Bitch, do you have a Sky or Satellite Dish for your Television? To ta...
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: March Madness Dance Off 'It's a bit Saucy......and Serious!'
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Wednesday, 30 March 2011. March Madness Dance Off 'It's a bit Saucy.and Serious! As March draws to a close so must the March Madness Dance Off, so tonight we have our final two categories; something saucy and something serious. First up is the 'It's a bit Saucy! Category and the nominees are:. Cabaret - Bob Fosse 1972. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Showgirls - Paul Verhoeven 1995. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Make It Happen - Darren Grant 2008. Http:/ www.youtube.com/watch? Burlesque - Steve Antin 2010.
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Ballet Bitch Assoluta: Room Of Dancing Princesses
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Sunday, 10 July 2011. Room Of Dancing Princesses. There is a saying that if you 'miss class for one day, you notice; miss class for two days, your colleagues notice; miss class for three days, your audience notices'; I have another saying that goes along the lines of 'pose pirouettes en manege the morning after a 2 am curry on Birmingham's Ladypool Road aren't a good idea', but that's another story. Still in the long run, my core stability salutes you; plus I'm trying to get #floorbarreisevil top trendin...