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666: eat-noch
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Thursday, October 18, 2007. The poor sap. One of the best things in life in jumping up on high things and inside of things and knocking things all around. If it weren't for my superior agility and keen eyesight, why I don't know what I would do. Sit in the bathtub and poop maybe. Oh wait, I already do that. October 18, 2007 at 3:35 PM. Thanks to your kindly advice, Avogadro, I will now only refer to my coworkers and blind and arthritic! October 18, 2007 at 11:34 PM. My caretaker read me blog.
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666: the corner - revealed!
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Monday, December 17, 2007. The corner - revealed! Ok here it is. weeks of investigation. stake-outs. questionings. I have figured out the mystery of the corner: the house is being infiltrated by the. Here is a layout of the headquarters:. Notice the corner's location to the main entry door. it is there that the assassins. Through a strategically placed shaft. Is still a mystery to me. From the bed i have a clear view of the corner, so late night observations can be conducted from the corner of the bed.
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666: *beep!*
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Monday, September 17, 2007. I'm a robot cat. Robot cat need more food! Robot cat friendly like energy. Robot cat need like make play with ball. Avogadro flesh cat now defunct, iAvogadro. Engaging cuddle mode: now cuddle mode now active. Robot cat am now ready make sleep! Robot cat make silent servo moving! Robot cat power down. June 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Boston, ma, United States. I'm a cat, if you must know. View my complete profile. FUBAR - a man rambling.
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666: baby, it's cold outside
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Baby, it's cold outside. It's getting colder out. my winter coat. Still hasn't grown in yet. this makes for one cold kitty. At night the caretaker thinks it's funny to turn the window fans on when the loud one. But because we're cold and you're warm. nothing more. Avogadro is not cute. And turn off the goddamn fans. October 12, 2007 at 5:08 PM. I'm not sure what this comment is supposed to mean, but i'll take it as a compliment. October 14, 2007 at 10:49 AM.
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666: lazy sunday
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Sunday, September 9, 2007. I woke up early this morning. earlier than the caretaker, at least. that bum didn't get up till noon. you know what that means. yeah, no food till noon. how dare he! Anyway, it's just been one of those days. i slept around on the couch all day. hazel (the other caretaker's cat) was spazzing. I decided to continue my efforts in shredding the arm of the sofa, but that material is so strong! You should assume, dear reader, that being a vicious animal my claws. You know you love it.
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666: chicken hat
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Monday, October 29, 2007. You asked for it. The most humiliating thing in my life. the c. You look delighted to be in that fine, fine hat. October 31, 2007 at 2:07 PM. If i could grumble, i would. October 31, 2007 at 5:53 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Boston, ma, United States. I'm a cat, if you must know. View my complete profile. FUBAR - a man rambling. If youre not afraid, the terrorists win. Galactica, this is avogadro! Baby, its cold outside.
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666: avogadro the inventor
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Friday, September 21, 2007. Today i wondered: why do my diet flavors. Have to be restricted to what caretaker species eats? Cats have a wide variety of food out there in nature, not just processed meat. Below i am listing some ideas for new food/ treat. Other flavors based off caretaker species diet:. I'm just throwing it. Out there. it's time for a change. Avogadro is tired today. tonight, she sleeps. I hear ya. Might I also recommend the delectable flavors of bacon, strawberries, and baby?
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666: why haven't you fed me?
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007. Why haven't you fed me? Interesting change of events today. the caretaker is actually home and not out getting food for me like he usually does all day. at first i was confused, then annoyed by his laziness. but supposedly, according to his incessant whining. He's dying from something called ' cold. I don't know what he's talking about. it feels just fine in here to me. put on a sweater and go find my food, bitch. You won't share with your cats? My caretaker has been eating.
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666: start ----> finish
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007. Start - - finish. I like this image. it's true. it's definitive. it's what cats are all about. We're a tapestry of mysteries. cats are the most complex creature on the planet. nothing captures the essence of a cat more than this image i found. granted, it plays the whole cat-and-mouse thing up, but i like to focus on the silhouette of the cat itself. If you open up a cat, this is what you will see: mazes. miles and miles of mazes. Literally, mazes. that's our insides. לפרטי...
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666: i has cheezburger already, thank you.
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Thursday, September 13, 2007. I has cheezburger already, thank you. So i was sitting on the couch today grooming my stomach when i randomly had to spaz out. cats do that. anyway, when i was done i thought i'd check my e-mail. To see if i had any new messages. someone sent me a link: i can has cheezburger? I must say: offensive. seriously. as a feline, i find the random, non sequitur, ILLITERATE. Primitive language to articulate our posessiveness of food. Or even our expectation for you to clean our messes.
