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Smarty Pants: actual conversation: children's television programs
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011. Actual conversation: children's television programs. I have a random question. What would happen if a preschool aged girl and her pet went wandering off in the forest? In real life DCFS would be all over that, but on Nickelodeon it's ok. I can just imagine it now. An Amber alert has been issued for a 'Dora Explorer' who was last seen with her pet monkey 'Boots'. Mr. and Mrs. Explorer have issued the following statement. Girl Child: On a adventure. Dora never takes her. Kinda like...
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Smarty Pants: contemplation
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Thursday, May 19, 2011. Also maybe I might have been contemplating turning this here sucker into a food blog, seeing as I've become ever more reclusive and there's only so much a hermit can actually write about. Here's my first installment- Recipe for toast. 1- get a toaster. 2- plug in said toaster. 3- put bread, any variety you'd like. 4-push down the toaster button. 6-put cooked toast on a plate. 7-top with butter, jam, nutella or other topping of chioce. May 19, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Where are you, Jess?
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Smarty Pants: vitamin D
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Friday, April 1, 2011. Sorry - can't post today. I'm out getting my first sunburn. April 2, 2011 at 12:32 AM. April 2, 2011 at 5:46 PM. You sun lizard you! April 4, 2011 at 6:24 PM. I got such a bad one on thursday! It was so sad! I wasnt even thinking about sunscreen. January 19, 2013 at 6:15 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Smarty Pants- a nick name given to me because I'm kind of a smart alec. Ok maybe more than kind of. But if the shoe, or in my case the pants, fit.
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Smarty Pants: gratitude: tmi edition
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Sunday, April 10, 2011. Warning the following post may contain information you'd rather not know. About anyone, ever, let alone me, now. You know what I'm grateful for? The fact that my stomach/intestinal area is only connected to 2 orifices. Oh, and that there are exactly as many bathrooms as there are bottoms in this house. April 10, 2011 at 3:45 PM. So many things to be grateful for, arent there? April 10, 2011 at 5:57 PM. Oh, no. What a drag! PS Hope it all.er.passes soon. ;).
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Smarty Pants: how you know
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011. How do you know it's conference weekend. Just in case there was the temptation to go out and love spring- Heavenly Father helped you out- seriously He did. Take a look. Just as conference was finishing. But God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted. That ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it. 1 Cor 10:13. Labels: a happy mormon. April 6, 2011 at 1:33 PM. Well, now. THAT explains the snow rather well.
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Smarty Pants: The first burn of the season
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009. The first burn of the season. Spring is officially here, I got myself a. I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed myself while obtaining said sunburn, but now. not so much. Clothing is excessively scratchy and uncomfortable to wear (if my brother and sister in law kids didn't live with us now, that wouldn't be an issue) showers are too hot on the burnt spots and too cold on the rest. Lesson learned, put on sunscreen- a lot. April 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Cheers big sis :). What a SMART @$.
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Smarty Pants: check it out
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Takes random things and photographs them in funny situations. Little egg- Big dreams. Sweet cupcake goes Marilyn. Bon Voyage- Golf ball prepares. Escape form an overzealous admirer. March 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM. March 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM. The chocolate one may or may not have been taken at my house. Ahem. March 30, 2011 at 7:52 PM. Loved them all, but especially the chocolate one. March 31, 2011 at 7:22 PM. You are killing me! Is it bad that I dont know what MFEO means?
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Smarty Pants: back from hiatus and an actual conversation
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Monday, May 9, 2011. Back from hiatus and an actual conversation. Roofs leak, girl's camp meetings must be attended, I run an orphanage, and mommas visit. What can I say- life happens, and the first thing to go is luxury time, sorry for the silence. My mother's day gift form Girl Child? Laughter, oh and toast in bed- crumbs brushed over to Schroedad's side of course. Actual Conversation prior to the meeting's start. Smarty Pants: Are you going to go up there and sing to me this year? I have missed you!
