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Time To Chuckle: September 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Monday, September 29, 2008. September 29th, 2008. WITH HUNTING SEASON IN THE AIR…. The minister who was an avid hunter purchased a hunting dog which the seller called a miracle dog. He would give no explanation just stating, “You’ll see.”. Several days later, he and a friend went hunting figuring that his miracle that his miracle dog would convert him. After all no one could deny their very eyes. The TV n...
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Time To Chuckle: February 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Friday, February 29, 2008. February 29th, 2008. Did you hear about the teacher who…. Was arrested while trying to board an airplane with a compass, a protractor and a calculator? He was charged with carrying weapons of mass instruction. To understand yourself…use your head. To understand others… use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. You know you’re getting old when…. I almost had a psy...
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Time To Chuckle: April 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Tuesday, April 29, 2008. April 29th, 2008. Coach: (to young player) “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is? Child Player: “Yes, Coach.”. Coach: “When a strike is called out at first, you don’t argue, curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand that? Child: “Yes.”. Coach: “Good, now go over and explain it to your mother.”. A duck went to a local store. It’s just a a man thing. 8220;Men do...
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Time To Chuckle: January 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Tuesday, January 22, 2008. January 22, 2008. And from the sidelines…. 8220;Coach, do you like ALL your players to be tall? 8220;Listen, a player’s height isn’t important to me as long as his ears pop when he sits down.”. Jan 19-25 is PRE-spring Millinery week). 8220;What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all shook up.”. 8220;She just had a big shock.”. 8220;That’s too bad. What happened? 8220;I live ...
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Time To Chuckle: November 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Sunday, November 16, 2008. November 16th, 2008. FINALLY BASEBALL IS OVER. FOOTBALL BEGINS. And the visiting team had a 14-13 lead. The coach of the visitors sent in a sub quarterback with orders to run out the clock by use of simple running plays. The sub, however, had glory dreams and when he spotted one of his backs in the clear he uncorked a forward pass in that general direction. Well, it seems to me,...
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Time To Chuckle: October 6th, 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Monday, October 6, 2008. October 6th, 2008. TIME TO WIND DOWN BASEBALL. In Minneapolis, a sportswriter interviewed a hard-boiled young pitcher, recently added to the Twins' roster. The scribe observed, "You're a tough hombre, all right. I bet you wouldn't give your own mother a decent pitch.". Why should I," countered the pitcher angrily. "She batted .297 with Sacramento last season.". The instructor foll...
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Time To Chuckle: May 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Tuesday, May 27, 2008. May 27th, 2008. A couple was both very tired. He had been at an auction most of the day and she had been playing golf. As they watched TV, both dozed off. 8221; she suddenly shouted from her dreams. 8220;”Four-and-a-quarter,” he shouted without opening his eyes. ARE YOU READY FOR… ETHNIC AND CLERGY? TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFORE IT’S TOO LATE! OR GET A SECOND OPINION…. As he stood ...
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Time To Chuckle: October 27th, 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Monday, October 27, 2008. October 27th, 2008. THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY. A man staying in a posh hotel called room service and read from the breakfast menu. That's a complicated order, sir. It might be quite difficult and will take extra time.". NOW WE PRESENT THE THIRD PUMPKIN CAROL for your sing-along pleasure. To the tune of "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"). When he brings nice toys. AND W...
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Time To Chuckle: October 13th, 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Monday, October 13, 2008. October 13th, 2008. I'LL NEVER GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME (EXCUSES). 1 Every time I went to a game, they asked for money. 2 Though I went to ALL the important games, nobody ever spoke to me. 3 When I went, I cheered loud, but the coach visited at MY house. 4 The benches are too hard. 5 The field judge said things I couldn't agree with. Duluth, MN U. Methodist REMINDER). Wait for the g...
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Time To Chuckle: June 2008
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Your weekly opportunity to laugh at life, see the fun in personalities, and share the joy of living. Tuesday, June 24, 2008. June 24th, 2008. Again, Tom-Tom has the location. The professional semi driver got caught under an overhead bridge of a county road. He got out, tipped his cap and scratched his head trying to figure a way to get his truck out. 8220;Nah,” the driver responded, “I was delivering this bridge and I lost the address.”. While back on the highway…. So…who’s in charge here? A man’s ...