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Glasgow Blog: September 2008
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Sunday, 7 September 2008. I was sitting on the train last Thursday morning when I felt the need to eavesdrop on the most tedious conversation between a couple who just noticed each other and she had forced her way through the crowd to talk to the guy. I'm just going to work" she said nodding with pursed lips as if resigned to her day. Yeah" she said with pursed lips. Goat plans fir the weekend? Posted by Will Hunter. I Nearly Pissed Myself. Rich Hall was very goo...
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Glasgow Blog: Mr Bannerman
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Tuesday, 13 October 2009. I heard a story years ago from the naked shower lady (That Woman Was In The Nip 30/8/07). There was an incident in the office when the ladies toilet became a little 'jammed' one day. Someone had gone in and been absolutely repulsed by the sight of a huge log in the bowl. It wasn’t one that someone had forgotten to flush away. It was lodged in there. Posted by Will Hunter. 23 December 2009 at 20:30. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Glasgow Blog: October 2009
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Monday, 19 October 2009. White Suit.Don't Mention It.Don't. A colleague told me this story the last week, after we discovered we used to drink in the same pub in Finnieston around the same time. He had worked in an office around that area and they used to go the pub at lunchtime. The pub was called Brooklyns, but it has been renamed now. The time was around 1990. He said they'd decided to go the pub to start their Christmas office night celebrations. As they were...
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Glasgow Blog: August 2008
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Friday, 29 August 2008. Honk If Your Horney. It was a Sunday morning back in April this year and I was driving along Maryhill Road on my way home. My journey had already been screwed up on the way out because of some bleedin' charity run where they have thousands of people running/jogging/strolling on the road where the cars are driving, rather than the pavement supplied. I'd already been on a big detour through Possil. Honk if your horney". Posted by Will Hunter.
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Glasgow Blog: Glasgow's Dumbest Criminal
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Tuesday, 6 October 2009. One time in the recent past, it was 1.30am on a Saturday morning. I was standing in front of the television, doing the ironing, a bit drunk and watching Scarface. As you do. My wife came running downstairs and told me to cut the sound and put the lights down. What the hell are you talking about? I enquired, swaying slightly as I turned, gripping the ironing board for support. As the policeman and policewoman sat on our sofas taking statem...
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Glasgow Blog: January 2008
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Tuesday, 22 January 2008. 163;1000 To Shut Your Mouth. I was in Morrisons a few days ago and I saw a couple of guys walking around. The older one in front, and the younger walking behind with the trolley. To be honest, they looked like a couple of farmers. It's not usual you see a father and son walking round that shop, one with a trolley. Normally I wouldn't mention it if it wasn't for this line. Posted by Will Hunter. Saturday, 19 January 2008. There are some o...
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Glasgow Blog: July 2008
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Monday, 28 July 2008. I had stopped off in Partick on my way home having left work an hour early and strolled up and down Dumbarton Road for a while before I settled upon the Clyde Valley. This was before I used to frequent it with my brother in recent times. It was about 5 years ago. And giving renditions of their social loves to the passing public ie. "Haw yous." "Ah says tae him, and he says tae me." "Ya cunt." Ya fanny." etc etc etc. Yer lookin' awfy smart re...
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Glasgow Blog: December 2007
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Sunday, 30 December 2007. Pyjamas Off For A Screw. There's a fashion movement just now which involves wearing your pyjamas to go out. I saw a young boy today being pulled along by his mother. He was about five years old. He had on a large raincoat and heavy duty outdoor shoes, and multicoloured striped loose cotton trousers. Obviously pyjamas. A few months ago I saw an extreme case of this though. What the fuck are these people thinking? I have seen both women an...
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Glasgow Blog: White Suit...Don't Mention It.....Don't.
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True stories about the people of Glasgow. Monday, 19 October 2009. White Suit.Don't Mention It.Don't. A colleague told me this story the last week, after we discovered we used to drink in the same pub in Finnieston around the same time. He had worked in an office around that area and they used to go the pub at lunchtime. The pub was called Brooklyns, but it has been renamed now. The time was around 1990. He said they'd decided to go the pub to start their Christmas office night celebrations. As they were...
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