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Van Haren Win: maddie davies pays a visit, van haren has a toilet emergency
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Maddie davies pays a visit, van haren has a toilet emergency. Is a humorist living in Brooklyn, and a good friend of mine from back home in the States. the following is the first installment of an occasional series of dialogs between the two of us. we're fishing for both new readers and happy typing. looking for bites. S: maddie, can you read me? M: yes. do you think that the yanks will win the world series? S: the yanks are like jocks flushing the nerd phillies heads in the toilet. M: alive or dead?
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Van Haren Win: you
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This site isn't much, but I have a lot of fun making stuff that you enjoy. Thank you for reading and sharing these last few days. it keeps the site fun for me. I spent most of the day figuring out audio embedding options for the site. Jon Allen and Joel Van Haren are getting eager to start producing more audio pieces, so hopefully we'll have that soon. Forewent fun for tech research today. Someone has to do it. Thank you, again, for coming back and reading. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Van Haren Win: Bend Over Shorty (Awards)!
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Bend Over Shorty (Awards)! The Shorty Awards are the best reason ever to throw your laptop out the window of your fourth story apartment, hopefully reaching the adjacent building and taking out an aspiring David Archuleta. Maybe you don't know what the Shorty Awards are. That makes two of us. Briefly, which is all the time I can bother to waste learning about this farce, the Shorty Awards recognize the best Twat of the year. The Twats are nominated by category. I can't wait to hear about the winners!
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Van Haren Win: Vote, but Don't Gloat.
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Vote, but Don't Gloat. Most voters today will simply choose their position randomly today. They might know the difference between a Democrat and a Republican, but they sure as hell won't know the difference between any two candidates today, let alone how they feel about a referendum on a water treatment facility. Today, voters will enter the voting stall, close their eyes and hope for the best. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All in the Mind. Who Is This Artist? Free Services for A Limited Time.
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Van Haren Win: Sexy Threesome/War Dead PSA
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Sexy Threesome/War Dead PSA. The television show "Gossip Girl" is set to air an episode with a sexy threesome. Parents are outraged. Some people think there are more important censorship issues over which to become incensed. A public service announcement follows. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There is no sponsor here. If you like what you just read, you could share it; it wouldn't kill you. It really is my only hope. I'd do the same for you. Then again, maybe I wouldn't. All in the Mind.
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Van Haren Win: Fort Hood
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You should already know, by now, that a terrible tragedy has occurred at Fort Hood. Many are dead, and families have been crushed. There is no humor here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There is no sponsor here. If you like what you just read, you could share it; it wouldn't kill you. It really is my only hope. I'd do the same for you. Then again, maybe I wouldn't. All in the Mind. Who Is This Artist? Sciience: lenticular landscape (view in HD). Free Services for A Limited Time. Something else to do.
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Van Haren Win: Hamid Karzai Sworn Into Second Term as Kristen Stewart
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Hamid Karzai Sworn Into Second Term as Kristen Stewart. President Hamid Karzai began his second term as brooding teen superstar Kristen Stewart, on Tuesday. The swearing in marks a watershed moment in a contentious, often violent chapter in contemporary history. In spite of the will of the Afghan people, and absence of coherent reason I will continue as to proudly hold office as the pouty, teenage girl you have all come to love," Karzai said. This one made me snort aloud. November 24, 2009 at 8:05 PM.
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Van Haren Win: attention fortune five hundred marketing directors.
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Attention fortune five hundred marketing directors. I'm going to devote this post to monetizing my blog, which is constantly suggested to me by a tab in my browser, below which I type. To that end, if you are a representative of a company that would would like to purchase some valuable internet real estate, please send me a check, and I will scan a hand drawn logo of your company onto my computer and upload it into this post. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All in the Mind. Who Is This Artist?
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Van Haren Win: Regan' and Stealin'
http://vanharenwin.blogspot.com/2010/01/regan-and-stealin.html
Cameron Regan is apparently related to the father of the modern Republican party. TMZ reports that this kid went to jail the other day for screaming profanities at police officers. Once upon a time, he help a grifter steal some cars. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There is no sponsor here. If you like what you just read, you could share it; it wouldn't kill you. It really is my only hope. I'd do the same for you. Then again, maybe I wouldn't. All in the Mind. Who Is This Artist? Something else to do.
