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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: The Roller Coaster That is Buying a Short Sale Home
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. The Roller Coaster That is Buying a Short Sale Home. So I'll start at the beginning. I've been trying to buy a house for a few months now. I had a purchase and sales agreement approved by the seller in April. I knew going into it, that it is a short sale. Of course, I asked how far in the process the bank is with it, and the seller's agent replied, "there's already been a negotiator assigned to it." Great. I got word from my agent that the ban...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: New Wiener Pill Causes Anal Seepage
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 15, 2009. New Wiener Pill Causes Anal Seepage. It's amazing how many prescription drugs are advertised. The thing I find funny are the side effects. For example, a drug for allergies may cause nose bleeding, nausea, upset stomach, headaches, and runny stools. But you won't sneeze anymore. It's so worth it. Bob says, "well, I took some medication earlier today.". Receptionist, "ok.what was it? Are you experiencing some side effects? Bob, "Umm. yes.". What ex...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: A Rant About Fees
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Tuesday, November 17, 2009. A Rant About Fees. For as long as I can remember, I've hated fees. It seems that everything has a fee. Unfortunately for me, it always seems that I'm always paying fees out to people, instead of having fees come to me. You made it a big point that I didn't have to pay the first month. When I was in the hospital, I had to pay a fee to see anything on the TV besides what was on the menu for the day. Couldn't over $6,000 a day at least get basic...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: I Suck as a Blogger... Please Forgive Me
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 15, 2009. I Suck as a Blogger. Please Forgive Me. Holy crap. I just saw that my last post was in September. My apologies. So the roller coaster is officially over, and I'm never getting on that one again. It feels like one of those wooden ones that you feel like you're going to fly off the track, mixed with one that jolts your head around until you have that unmistakable headache in the back of your head. I'm not in a '70s porno, nor do I want to be. So tod...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: Asshole Wants to Kill Off Pandas!
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Saturday, September 26, 2009. Asshole Wants to Kill Off Pandas! One of my favorite animals ever is the giant panda. For as long as I can remember, I've loved everything about them. I find it incredibly sad that they're endangered because they happen to be from an area that's increasingly developed by people. Before this outlandish series of comments that Packham made, he was a little known (at least here in the US) conservationist, located in the UK. Maybe people have gone ...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: Look at Me...I Sparkle
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 29, 2009. Look at Me.I Sparkle. Since I've had some time in the past week or so to begin shopping for Christmas, I keep finding a theme everywhere I go. People are addicted to this Twilight-shit. I've never read the books or seen the movies, however, I do know a few people that have. What I don't understand, is why are people so obsessed with sparkly vampires? And some other weird vampire dude suddenly falls in love with it? So everywhere I go, this crap is...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: Tis the Season...to stand in the middle of the damn aisle.
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Monday, December 14, 2009. Tis the Season.to stand in the middle of the damn aisle. Christmas is one of my favorite holidays in the year. It's fitting that my two favorites are basically the opposite time of year - Christmas comes to break up the bitter cold and short days and gives us all something to look forward to. My other favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I get to blow shit up. But I digress. To me, it would be a similar concept as if I came to a complete st...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: November 2009
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 29, 2009. Look at Me.I Sparkle. Since I've had some time in the past week or so to begin shopping for Christmas, I keep finding a theme everywhere I go. People are addicted to this Twilight-shit. I've never read the books or seen the movies, however, I do know a few people that have. What I don't understand, is why are people so obsessed with sparkly vampires? And some other weird vampire dude suddenly falls in love with it? So everywhere I go, this crap is...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: December 2009
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Monday, December 14, 2009. Tis the Season.to stand in the middle of the damn aisle. Christmas is one of my favorite holidays in the year. It's fitting that my two favorites are basically the opposite time of year - Christmas comes to break up the bitter cold and short days and gives us all something to look forward to. My other favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I get to blow shit up. But I digress. To me, it would be a similar concept as if I came to a complete st...
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: September 2009
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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. The Roller Coaster That is Buying a Short Sale Home. So I'll start at the beginning. I've been trying to buy a house for a few months now. I had a purchase and sales agreement approved by the seller in April. I knew going into it, that it is a short sale. Of course, I asked how far in the process the bank is with it, and the seller's agent replied, "there's already been a negotiator assigned to it." Great. I got word from my agent that the ban...
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