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You Oughta Prothean | jordynnolz.com
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Let’s Go to the Citadel. What Fresh Hell…? AM I TRAPPED ON THE CITADEL. You Don’t Even Medal at the Spectre Olympics →. May 25, 2012. Back on the Normandy, I rush to engineering to find that Ken and Gabby are ALREADY back on my ship. I check how they’re doing and make sure they’re not buggin’ Engineer Adams too much with their trademark hi-jinkery. They tell me that those cufflinks or whatever I got for them before are still on the Normandy and still working great! Yeah, calm it down for a second. At any...
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May | 2012 | jordynnolz.com
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Let’s Go to the Citadel. What Fresh Hell…? Monthly Archives: May 2012. You Don’t Even Medal at the Spectre Olympics. May 30, 2012. I head back up to the CIC and check my email. Miranda wants to meet on the Citadel and Kaidan wants me to stop by again. Jeesh dude, I need my space. Ain’t no ring on this finger and it wouldn’t … Continue reading →. May 25, 2012. AM I TRAPPED ON THE CITADEL. May 23, 2012. Dock Jams (Y’all Ready For This? May 21, 2012. May 18, 2012. May 16, 2012. I prance excitedly down the h...
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Let’s Go to the Citadel | jordynnolz.com
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Let’s Go to the Citadel. What Fresh Hell…? Let’s Go to the Citadel. This is a spoof song that I felt deserved its own page:. Let’s go to the Citadel everybody! Let’s go to the Citadel, you won’t be sorry. Put on your omni-tools. And your cool new exo-suit. Having fun on the Citadel is what it’s all about. I haven’t done my missions yet. And you know how the Council gets. I don’t care ’cause all my squad is gonna be there. Everybody come and play. Throw all your dead fish away. Met him on a mission. Your ...
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Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah. Only YOU Can Perform Stunts Around Forest Fires. →. Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor. August 19, 2011. The Criminal From Outer Space. One day as John is leaving the police station, he sees a hub-bub going on around the corner. What’s all the fuss about? Well it’s a goddamn fire, of course. A freakin’ COVERED WAGON is on fire. Why the f…where did a covered wagon come from? Why do we even have that card? Back on Earth, John is clutching is diary,.
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Burned On the Fourth Of July | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? Only YOU Can Perform Stunts Around Forest Fires. A Little Ditty About John and Diane →. Burned On the Fourth Of July. September 9, 2011. The Phantom Fire Alarms. With a title like that, I was all strapped in for this thing to involve anything from ghosts to people pretending to be ghosts to fire alarms that people pretending to be ghosts were pulling to scare people away from buildings they were trying to rob. The title however, was not actually that straight forward. They decide to tes...
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Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? Them Jones, Them Jones, Them…John Jones. Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor →. Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah. July 31, 2011. DETECTIVE COMICS #242: The Thirty Fathom Sleuth. So often in these comics, I am really unclear as to what is going on. It was uh, it was the 50’s. It was a different time. Stuff didn’t have to make sense! JUST GO WITH IT! Like, you can only commandeer cars that are already on the street? The hijacker Jack Platter stole his “crime files” and t...He then s...
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Probably only mildly relevant. | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? What I’ve Been Doing Instead of Writing →. Probably only mildly relevant. June 23, 2008. Jordynno: so this lady was calling about tickets for this Scott McClellan thing tonight. Jordynno: and she had to switch them to Will Call because they never arrived, but she was thinking about just not going because it’s all ya know, what really happened in the Bush White House, supposedly, but she feels like there just won’t be any straight answers there. Ben: That’s hilarious. Other Words I Write.
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Maid of Honor Part 2 | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? Dave Stewart Colored This For Me →. Maid of Honor Part 2. February 14, 2010. So I spent probably way too much of the last review discussing how hot Batman is. Can you really blame me? I can’t really say if part 2 is going to be better or worse, and I guess it really depends on what you think is better or worse. Personally, I’m hoping for better! My definition of better. Which is more Batman. Wonder Woman wakes up in a barn with Batman leaning over her. HOT. Audrey leaves and heads to so...
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Whiskey Giver | jordynnolz.com
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Let’s Go to the Citadel. What Fresh Hell…? You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Garrus Wheel. Dock Jams (Y’all Ready For This? May 18, 2012. I walk over to him and he asks me what I’m doing here. I ummm…you emailed me. You were like “Shepard come see me! 8221; So…so I did. Is this a trick question, Thane? You know what nevermind, I’m gonna go find something else to do. They’re still talking about cutting off this guy’s leg. Do you guys want me to do it? I WANTED THAT WHISKEY. THAT WAS FOR ME. I get to Purga...
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Krogans, and Turians, and Salarians! Oh my! | jordynnolz.com
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Let’s Go to the Citadel. What Fresh Hell…? Jack, Jack, Jack It Up. HEEEEEEY KROGAN LADY →. Krogans, and Turians, and Salarians! September 10, 2012. Back on the ship, I discuss this GODDAMN WAR with Anderson. I call him “sir” and he tells me not to be so formal with him, even though I’m having this conversation in a damned hoodie and am probably a little hungover (or maybe still drunk! Hey, Mr. Everyone Else Is Primitives! So maybe, ya know, with the stuff? In fact let’s go to the Citadel right now! I rea...
