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Lifetime Movie Reviews: Half a Dozen Babies
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Half a Dozen Babies. You've probably seen at least part of Half a Dozen. Babies on LMN before. You know.that movie where the lady gives birth to a half a dozen babies? But in case you haven't seen it, or you'd just like to relieve this fluffy, Hallmark Channel-esque Lifetime movie classic, you've come to the right place. Half a Dozen Babies. Melissa and Scott Reeves, the married couple. Who play the Dilleys, are soap stars #awkwardphoto. Becki promises to stop injecting the 'mones but- surprise! Becki is...
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: Falling for You
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Falling for You" is a quality Lifetime movie by any LMN junkie's measure: It has a former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star, there's a club scene, and it's from the 90s, which means cheesy saxophone and inexplicable fog fills the city streets. And walks into the restaurant. Who wouldn't be charmed by that? Jennie Garth living on the edge. When Jen's mystery man is all, omg, what the hell are you doing up there? But don't worry, a detective played by Billy Dee Williams is looking into it. In fact, according to ...
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: August 2012
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No One Would Tell. The fact that No One Would Tell. Stars Candace Cameron and Fred Savage and features a cameo from Sally Jessy Raphael at the end means that I will watch it pretty much every time it's on LMN. I just wish this "Monday Night Movie" from May 6, 1996. Had anything remotely unexpected in it, because I will continue to watch it repeatedly even though it's kind of awful. Is fun to watch drunk just to see Candace and Fred get it on, by-the-lake style. Is all, "What'd you do, man? Candace spends...
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: The Preacher's Daughter
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Don't let The Preacher's Daughter. Fool you- even though there are some censored-out "fucks" in it, it's not a "real" movie. It's a born-for-LMN insta-classic! OK, I'll admit it, I classify any Lifetime movie with a clergymember and sex in it an insta-classic.) How couldn't it be, with a name like that? The preacher's daughter gets arrested in a leopard-print tank. The church listens to Teenager Hannah singing. The Glory of My Longing," a song so annoying and. So here's what he has to say:. Was a beautif...
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: November 2012
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It was 2007. Samuel L. Jackson's revered Snakes on a Plane. Had just taken America by storm, and it was ripe for rip-off. But the Syfy Channel (then still called "Sci-Fi") had already blown its film budget for the year on movies like F. Murray Abraham's BloodMonkey. And the mutant-insect-related Black Swarm. Some cable channel had to step up with a low-budget, Canadian-made movie where something took over a plane, and I'm so happy that it was LMN and ants. Yes, ANTS ON A PLANE! Death in the lavatory.
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: Deadly and Fatal Vows
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Deadly and Fatal Vows. I was first attracted to "Fatal Vows" (literally) when I found out it starred John Stamos, who I have always had a fascination with. If you weren't born between 1978 and 1985, and "Wanna have some fun / Show 'em how it's done / TGIF! Means nothing to you, I don't know how to properly describe what's known as John Stamos Fever. But here's my best stab at it: Go watch this youtube video. So here's a pic of Stamos motorboating his soon-to-be-wife's boobs:. Of Lifetime movies usually d...
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Lifetime Movie Reviews: Tall Hot Blonde
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When I heard that Courteney Cox had directed Lifetime's latest "danger on the internet" movie I was concerned. Jennifer Aniston's Lifetime movie. Was practically unwatchable, and it was only 15 minutes long. They are former stars of the same show, and BFFs! What if Courteney's movie didn't have the right combination of crazy, TV-PG sex, and naivetee necessary to pull of a "danger on the web" movie? Luckily, it was still fucking ridiculous and awful, as all Lifetime movies should be. From Just Shoot Me.
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Secretary 4 Life: And you thought swimsuit season was rough...
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Sunday, September 14, 2014. And you thought swimsuit season was rough. Well it’s almost that time of year again - time for the stores to start selling skimpy, role-playing, lingerie outfits under the guise of being Halloween costumes. Time to tack the word sexy. In front of even the most un-sexy of concepts in order to sell shitty costumes to women with low self-esteem: Sexy Ice Cream Truck Driver, Sexy Big Bird, and my personal favorite of the day, Sexy Ursula:. I’m sorry, Sassy. Googling the words R...
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Secretary 4 Life: April 2015
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Saturday, April 25, 2015. My second novel is now for sale on Amazon! Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old people sneakers that all look exactly the same. Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise? I didn't think so. So shut it. Wednesday, April 15, 2015. These Zoning Bylaws Only Have One Thing On Their Mind. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Visit My Author Page:.
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Secretary 4 Life: September 2014
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Tikker Life Countdown Watch. As if it's not bad enough wasting 8 hours a day sitting in a cubicle, imagine doing it with one of these babies from Sky Mall strapped to your wrist. Sure it's good to live life and make the most of the time that we have - I just don't think having the equivalent of a bandana-wearing-twenty-three-year-old-backpacker constantly shouting"YOLO! Imagine doing the dishes or the laundry with one of these things on? Sunday, September 14, 2014. Ursula, a...
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