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curmudgeonbludgeoning: June 2005
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Movie critic monkey, volume 1. If you read my wife's blog, and I know many of you do, then you know last weekend I went and saw a couple of movies. That's a pretty big deal for me, because I hate crowds, and most particularly movie crowds. If you've read my blog from the onset, you already know this. If not, then you deserve to wallow in my archives until you find it. So, yeah, I went to a double feature. The first movie on the list was George Romero's "Land of the Dead". It's a zombie rights movie!
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: April 2005
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Spring is in the air.and with that, so too is love. I don't know what it is about spring, but has anyone else noticed it's a time of year when alot of people simply get tired of their marriage? The truly baffling thing is, that nobody ever embarks on such an endeavor with the intent to completely fuck up their lives, but it's usually what ends up happening. Isn't it? 5 Things to keep in mind while getting a divorce. You aren’t the only person this is happening to. Don’t defame the other partner. Well tha...
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: October 2005
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College Stupidity.Vol 5.and the horrid tale of The Sauce. With one year of college behind us, already those of us who had migrated from small town high school to slightly larger college town had begun to lose touch with our roots. My friend Nelson and I had rooms across campus from each other, and rarely hung out anymore, but when we did, it was interesting to note that the stupidity I had witnessed was mirrored on the other side of campus. You get the idea. One guy turned down $1000.00 to take a dri...
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: August 2005
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I'm not quite dead. You'll be stone dead in a moment.you're not fooling anyone you know. The Monkey's computer blew up, it was a 6 yr old dinosaur and the great hard drive eating comet finally destroyed it. From the ashes, and the good graces of the finance department at Best Buy a new computer has taken it's place. Posted earlier by DM, the resident idiot. 5 Bottle(s) of beer on the wall. College Stupidity Volume IV. Chavez, Mike, and Rick were three guys who embodied the characteristics that brought ab...
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: July 2005
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The gardeners of the cultural landscape. But after the 60's, something weird happened. Suddenly, you could no longer gauge the mindset of a decade by it's most successful bands. Instead, you had to look deeper, you had to look to it's flash in the pan bands to get an idea of what the decade was all about. I don't even want to talk about the 90's. I still. She looked kind of like that other chick, with the hair, you know, she wrote that song.it was about love or something. 8 Bottle(s) of beer on the wall.
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: September 2005
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Wow what an ass-kickin that was. I'm referring, of course, to the yearly evisceration the Chiefs receive at Invesco Field at Mile High. (that doesn't sound near as cool as mile high, but the house that Elway built makes me shudder). We get another shot at them.in OUR house, where we don't have to listen to that irritating IN-COM-PLETE bullcrap. I'm personally hoping we hang a 50 point ass-kickin on them that day, but we have the Eagles to worry about next. There's some good news. When you could easily di...
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: May 2004
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How the hell am I supposed to instill the value of truth. Today would have been a good day to sell your Martha Stewart Living stock, as it went up 1.20 in light of news that some secret service. Lied on the stand. What is an. Doesn't matter, she'll still go to jail, and the stock will go down again on Monday. Martha Stewart is going up the river for what, a lousy 50 grand? If, on the offchance, you can't conduct an asskicking on your own, a court appointed ass-kicker will be appointed on your behalf.
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curmudgeonbludgeoning: June 2004
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Seems today there's a pill for everything. I saw an advertisement the other day for a pharmaceutical treatment for Adult Attention Deficit Disorder. I never knew it was a problem, I always assumed Adults who had trouble paying attention were having trouble because they had too many things going on at the same time to devote the entirety of their attention to me. What the fuck is wrong with people? But we don't get to do that anymore do we? But God forbid you smoke a cigarette. We can't have cigarette...
