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Who’s the Bitch, exactly? | Raider of the Lost Snark
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Raider of the Lost Snark. The Mystery of Vagina Aisle. Family Starts With An F →. Who’s the Bitch, exactly? Most days I take the little fucker out to walk so she can shit on the sidewalk and piss in the grassy knoll down the block. Being the responsible citizen that I am I always bring baggies to pick up after Daddy’s Little Parasite-Infested Princess because few things are worse than stepping in dog shit. It falls somewhere between the Holocaust and Sex and the City 2. From her porch,. And I shook the b...
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I’ve moved! | Raider of the Lost Snark
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Raider of the Lost Snark. Things They Are A-Changin’. To my whole handful of readers, I’ve changed my Twitter and Blog name so I’ve moved my blog over to Snarkley Street. Please update your RSS feeds and shiot! Posted by Snarkley Street. On September 3, 2011 in Blogroll. Things They Are A-Changin’. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Create...
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Raider of the Lost Snark | Page 2
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Raider of the Lost Snark. Has anyone ever noticed how a great deal of goth music sounds like someone dying into a microphone with a few beats behind it? Posted by Snarkley Street. On March 25, 2009 in bitching. Posted by Snarkley Street. On November 3, 2008 in bitching. Ugly = Soul: A Scientific Approach. Or otherwise entitled “The Purely Scientific Reasons Why I Hate John Mayer/Jack Johnson/Josh Groban”. Conversely, singers with absolutely no soul tend to be really attractive? Well, I noticed. I'm prett...
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Snarkley Street | Raider of the Lost Snark
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Raider of the Lost Snark. Author Archives: Snarkley Street. I’m here to kick ass and take names. On second thought, I could not care less about your name. To my whole handful of readers, I’ve changed my Twitter and Blog name so I’ve moved my blog over to Snarkley Street. Please update your RSS feeds and shiot! Posted by Snarkley Street. On September 3, 2011 in Blogroll. Things They Are A-Changin’. In recent weeks I’ve been tweeting and engaging much more on @SnarkMistress. I hope to make @SnarkMistress.
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Confessions of a Type C Douchebag | Raider of the Lost Snark
https://snarkmistress.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/confessions-of-a-type-c-douchebag
Raider of the Lost Snark. School is cool and also I hate people. Things They Are A-Changin’ →. Confessions of a Type C Douchebag. I am an incredibly anal person. HOLY SHIT THIS MUST GET DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY IN A CERTAIN TIMEFRAME TO PRESERVE EFFICIENCY AND MAKE THE UNIVERSE MAKE SENSE BUT ALSO TO MY INCREDIBLY ANAL STANDARDS WTF BBQ HOLY SHIT. I’m not exactly sure why but whenever something arises that even remotely requires strategic planning my brain goes into overdrive. It’s automatic...2 They know m...
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September | 2011 | Raider of the Lost Snark
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Raider of the Lost Snark. Monthly Archives: September 2011. To my whole handful of readers, I’ve changed my Twitter and Blog name so I’ve moved my blog over to Snarkley Street. Please update your RSS feeds and shiot! Posted by Snarkley Street. On September 3, 2011 in Blogroll. Things They Are A-Changin’. Confessions of a Type C Douchebag. School is cool and also I hate people. Family Starts With An F. Diary of a Diva Mom. Fresh Out of Gold Stars. Hyperbole and a Half. Satan Goes to Sing-Sing.
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School is cool and also I hate people | Raider of the Lost Snark
https://snarkmistress.wordpress.com/2011/08/18/school-is-cool-and-also-i-hate-people
Raider of the Lost Snark. Family Starts With An F. Confessions of a Type C Douchebag →. School is cool and also I hate people. So while I hate to admit that I’m almost 30 and still dragging my ass through undergraduate education, I’d like to inform everyone that school started today. I feel weird saying that because it seems like only teachers and children say that shit but here we are. And people wonder why murder happens. THIS IS WHY IT HAPPENS. Posted by Snarkley Street. On August 18, 2011 in bitching.
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Things They Are A-Changin’ | Raider of the Lost Snark
https://snarkmistress.wordpress.com/2011/08/29/things-they-are-a-changin
Raider of the Lost Snark. Confessions of a Type C Douchebag. Things They Are A-Changin’. In recent weeks I’ve been tweeting and engaging much more on @SnarkMistress. I have a couple other accounts including one that’s been my main account for the past few years. In the past few weeks, I’ve been feeling less and less interested in tweeting from that account due to feeling as if many of my followers there aren’t really interested in rambling bitching and weird and/or crude humor. To thank for much of this.
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The Mystery of Vagina Aisle | Raider of the Lost Snark
https://snarkmistress.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/the-mystery-of-vagina-aisle
Raider of the Lost Snark. Who’s the Bitch, exactly? The Mystery of Vagina Aisle. Requisite Disclaimer: this post has nothing to do with intercourse or ACTUAL vaginas. It is not explicit in any nature except perhaps swear words. Please, proceed. Have you ever noticed that in almost EVERY grocery store in the United States that the aisle containing baby products is combined with the aisle containing maxipads and feminine hygiene products? Guy #1: “Guy #2, a lot of women grocery shop, right? Either way, bot...