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Hwa Tai Luxury Vegetable Cracker with Chocolate | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Hwa Tai Luxury Vegetable Cracker with Chocolate. Posted by David Rice. On March 14, 2015. A likely story…. Oh boy. Here we go again. It’s yet another attempt to get me to eat my vegetables. This has been going on since I was three years old. I didn’t fall for it then, and I’m not falling for it now. 8221; How many times have we heard that before? And how many times did we actually get chocolate? Like maybe…five, tops? And even then, was it really chocolate, or was it that carob crab? Unfortunately, IR...
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Curious Commodities | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Hero Doctor Fountain Pen. August 23, 2015. Make way for the newest superhero…the Hero Doctor Fountain Pen! The Hero Doctor has many useful superpowers, including a bladder-fill system that allows it to squirt ink from the tip just like the pens in old cartoons. In fact, that is actually the Hero Doctor’s only superpower. It can shoot ink like a squid. And it’s more of a dribble than anything else. What did you expect from a cheap knock-off superhero anyway? That’s the combination for my luggage! 8221; Us...
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Author Archives: David Rice. Venco Kleurendrop Colored Licorice. October 21, 2015. Look at all the pretty colors! Oh, there’s also another ingredient. That would be, of course, lead. Apparently the best recipe isn’t complete without the delicious element that brought about the fall of the Roman Empire. Cosmos Hot Chicken Ball. October 3, 2015. The universe contains many snacks. Billions and and billions of snacks. Among all of those are Cosmos Hot Chicken Ball snacks. The package shows them a...As with m...
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Wacky Weirdness | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Where Does Pumpkin Spice Come From? October 14, 2014. That wasn’t the end, though. They also started making pumpkin spice shampoo, pumpkin spice deodorant, and pumpkin spice bath bombs. Not only could you eat pumpkin spice, but you could also bathe yourself in it and smell like it all day. You could quite literally be a giant walking mess of pumpkin spice for at least five months out of the year. They just released pumpkin spice toothpaste! 8221; In an instant, everyone began running toward the promise o...
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Odd Observations | Armenian Fungus Cake
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December 19, 2012. Finally, the Forefathers created corn people. The corn people were strong and handsome. They praised the Forefathers. They built cities, formed nations, and established a civilization. As you can see, the corn people pleased the Forefathers much more than the mud people and the wood people ever did. Oh, by the way, we are the corn people. What does all this have to do with the 13th baktun? Surprise Post: Transit of Venus observation. June 5, 2012. Today, I bring to you a short article ...
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Uncategorized Units | Armenian Fungus Cake
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800 Days of AFC. July 17, 2014. Today marks the 800th day of the existence of Armenian Fungus Cake, and the exact moment of this post’s publication is 69,105,000 seconds since the first article ever appeared on this site. Things like years and months are irrelevant; these are the types of milestones we observe here. September 23, 2013. You can find the link in the Recommended Sites list, or click on it right here: Six by Nine. August 27, 2012. July 20, 2012. Good Morning, Readers. We do this out of respe...
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Behold the Hedgehog! | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Posted by David Rice. On July 1, 2014. Unfortunately, relations between the government of unified Mangoustan and residents of the former East Mangoustan have become quite strained. The former East Mangoustanis feel that they aren’t gaining the economic benefits that they were promised during the reunification process. One resident was heard to remark, “Before, everyone could afford corn and mustard, but no one could afford Shocking Popping Candy. I’ve only looked at Volume 1 so far. It includes...Please ...
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Where Does Pumpkin Spice Come From? | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Where Does Pumpkin Spice Come From? Posted by David Rice. On October 14, 2014. That wasn’t the end, though. They also started making pumpkin spice shampoo, pumpkin spice deodorant, and pumpkin spice bath bombs. Not only could you eat pumpkin spice, but you could also bathe yourself in it and smell like it all day. You could quite literally be a giant walking mess of pumpkin spice for at least five months out of the year. They just released pumpkin spice toothpaste! 8221; In an instant, everyone began run...
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Ode to The Giant Dorito – Our 100th Post! | Armenian Fungus Cake
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Ode to The Giant Dorito – Our 100th Post! Posted by David Rice. On January 1, 2013. The hue that appears nowhere else in nature. In honor of the new year and our 100th non-meta post, here is the previously unpublished poem that started it all. Who knew that a fluorescent Mexican-inspired flatbread sandwich would lead to this? Thou encaseth my ordinary taco,. And surroundeth it with thine artificial nacho flavor. Thine unnatural orange color doth appear upon my fingers,. Thou embraceth the seasoned meat,.
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