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It's not uncommon.: Old Balls.
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Monday, August 24, 2009. As you probably already know, I went to see Blink 182 a little while ago and even though I was initially school-girl excited about the whole experience, it definitely didn’t end up being as stellar as I had originally hoped. The second we got there we realized we’d made a terrible mistake by purchasing floor tickets. Seriously though, who did we think we were! The beginning of the night sounded a little like this:. My back really hurts.". 8220;I'm tired.”. 8220;I don't think I wa...
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It's not uncommon.: February 2009
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Saturday, February 21, 2009. The tale of my journey through Europe. Anyways. I’ve decided instead of posting a very long drawn out tale of all the places I saw and things I discovered, I’m going sum up every place I went in one line. Ok. Go. 8211; I didn’t like it the first time, and it provided me with nothing better this time round. Leaving it was the highlight. I know what you’re thinking, “Nicole you idiot, you’ve gone WAY over your one line limit! 8211; 13 Canadian dollars for a McDonalds meal!
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It's not uncommon.: December 2009
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Thursday, December 17, 2009. My pursuit for Jenga.and now, Guido's. This blog is about a few events that occurred between the week of December 6th to the 11th. Let me bring you back to last Tuesday. You can probably guess that I spent the night at my favorite weekly hangout…Bingo! WE HAVE A USUAL” face. It was an incredible moment. I’ve always wanted to be a usual patron somewhere with a usual drink…and now I’m that person! Fast forward to Thursday night. All I can say about this is that I work with some...
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It's not uncommon.: I'm breakin' out the studded belt...
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Monday, May 18, 2009. I'm breakin' out the studded belt. A few days ago, as I was sitting on the couch wasting away and watching irrelevant programming, I stumbled across a little piece of news that got me way more excited than I think it should’ve. Here’s how my excitement went…. Much music: “So it looks like Blink-182 are coming to Canada for their reunion tour”. PLEASE COME TO CALGARY! Much music: “They’ll be playing shows in Vancouver, Calgary…”. Me: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! Me: “BLINK ARE COMING!
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It's not uncommon.: April 2009
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Friday, April 10, 2009. I have a story, and it’s filled with drug abuse, lost teeth, and titties. Her name was Sharon. She was probably in her mid-30s and she loved, loved, LOVED to flash her titties about. This is actually how we met Sharon. I’m not really sure how it all came to be, but all I remember hearing was, “OH SHIT, she just flashed us! 8221; For some reason Sharon ended up sitting at our table and I knew right then that she was the type of person great episodes of intervention were made of.
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It's not uncommon.: September 2009
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Saturday, September 12, 2009. There's a whole surplus of people out there bred for judgement. Another prime example: this guy…. Fuck him. Who the fuck does he think he is? Stop pouting your peach gloss coated lips like a little bitch and take out that dumb ass piercing. And what the fuck is with that “I’m looking into the infinite distance and thinking about deep shit” stare. But just wait.it gets 653 thousand times worse. OH MY GOD. He wrote a song a Carrera.and compared it to a hot girl! In and of itse...
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It's not uncommon.: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Congrats on the nuptials. So you all probably know by now that I have a serious girl crush on Mandy Moore. Don’t ask me why, because I can give you no definitive answer. I just think she’s awesome. So it came to my attention while reading Jezebel the other day that she got married! And to whom you’re wondering? She’s just the luckiest bitch in the whole world! I’ll bet he sings her his pretty acoustic version of Wonderwall all the time. Where’s my Ryan Adams? Another example: job...
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It's not uncommon.: There's a whole surplus of people out there bred for judgement...
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Saturday, September 12, 2009. There's a whole surplus of people out there bred for judgement. Another prime example: this guy…. Fuck him. Who the fuck does he think he is? Stop pouting your peach gloss coated lips like a little bitch and take out that dumb ass piercing. And what the fuck is with that “I’m looking into the infinite distance and thinking about deep shit” stare. But just wait.it gets 653 thousand times worse. OH MY GOD. He wrote a song a Carrera.and compared it to a hot girl!
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It's not uncommon.: December 2008
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Thursday, December 25, 2008. What’s the most politically correct way to say Merry Christmas? It’s probably Seasons Greetings, but only asshats say crap like that. Sidenote: I’m making asshat popular in 2009. I think it has potential to reach a “douche bag” level of fame. But more on that later). Merry Christmas lovely readers; I hope your holiday is filled with faux fire warmth, fruitcakes and knitted sweaters from your nanny. Oh, and Home Alone, because it's not Christmas without Macaulay Culkin's.