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Slingin Lingo: productivity burps
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Monday, June 27, 2011. Judging by where I woke up Sunday morning, it didn't figure to be a productive day. After a Friday evening, where I imbibed a tad too liberally, I woke up in full-hermit mode Saturday afternoon and shunned invitations to pick up beds and watch fireworks, in favor of trudging down Papineau to Ontario to find some kind of nourishment before visiting my girlfriend's cat, which I said I'd do last week. I asked, shocked.
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Slingin Lingo: October 2010
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Wednesday, October 27, 2010. Massive, COLOSSAL, kind of funny waste of time. Because my Jacob 'Party Boy' drama wouldn't work as a written story. Labels: Jacob the Party Boy. Monday, October 25, 2010. Should i go for it? Sunday, October 24, 2010. End of the night. Tonight, at The Books show, a girl tapped me on the shoulder. "Dave? I enjoy this newfound anonymous oblivious celebrity. As I learned tonight, at The Books show, Meditation is ...
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Slingin Lingo: December 2010
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Sunday, December 26, 2010. Belated merry government mandated pre-new years days off. Or Christmas, as it's called in some sacred circles. Tuesday, December 21, 2010. Why i love craigslist. Marty Jannetty, is that you? Life was grand. It was new and challenging. It was starting from scratch. Feet, you're going to have to wait until later.". Is it possible to feel worse knowing that you can better your condition? Note: I wrote this at a Sec...
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Slingin Lingo: November 2010
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Monday, November 29, 2010. They ask and beg of us and they do indeed take from us, through our feudal payments to the federal government. These donations are ladled out to a long line of social handouts like addictions counseling, find work programs and affordable housing. It is truly disgraceful and discouraging to think of what our hard-earned pay is promoting. As a by-product of our ‘going homeless’ we would have no trouble...All we ha...
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Slingin Lingo: April 2011
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Tuesday, April 26, 2011. Live-cam of herbiberous watching game 7 tonight. Vancouver canucks 2011 playoffs. Monday, April 25, 2011. Email to pops: game 6 round 1: vancouver 3 - chicago 4 (OT). Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry. Vancouver canucks 2011 playoffs. Thursday, April 21, 2011. Northern twist to musical staples part. 2. Not ringing a bell? Just substitute Tequila with Kakisa. Labels: northern song names. Sedins have to stop ...
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Slingin Lingo: March 2011
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Get used to it: election time. Sunday, March 20, 2011. The symbol of our generation is the empty plastic bag stuck on a tree branch. Labels: analogy for our time. Metaphor for our time. You all know that piece of garbage I'm talking about, 'If you believe in life after love'. I would never defile this blog with that song. Come on now. WATCH 1, Cher 0. Labels: trivial b.s. Labels: mildly innocuous yet bizarre hom...
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Slingin Lingo: the most interesting neighbour in the world
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Wednesday, July 6, 2011. The most interesting neighbour in the world. Granted, I've only been on speaking terms with him for the past month or so, but I'm starting to think my neighbour in the apartment here might just be the world's most interesting man. I first got to know him one Saturday afternoon this spring, when Fitz, Tamoobs and myself stopped in at my place to grab a thing or two before heading out to (or was it back from? He was...
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Slingin Lingo: awesome band names #18,939 and 18,940
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Thursday, June 23, 2011. Awesome band names #18,939 and 18,940. I assure you that, at some point, I will respond to the Canucks playoff run. The post is coming but it's sprawling and it hurts - like a snake that just ate a hippo:. Wait for it. wait for it. OH GOOD CHRIST! Anyhow, my boy Patch came up with an awesome band name the other day: Kinipshinfit. He thought it was a good metal band name, but when I hear Kinipshinfit. Today is goin...
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Slingin Lingo: July 2011
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Thursday, July 21, 2011. NEW: http:/ threeheadedblog.wordpress.com/. Like Razor said, "it's just for fun, chico.". Sunday, July 10, 2011. Find some v on craigslist? Probably, but not here. As the ad says, "cannot be used as a replacement for an actual vagina.". Wednesday, July 6, 2011. The most interesting neighbour in the world. I laugh, but he's one of those guys that doesn't know when he says something funny - or else, he doesn't dispe...
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Slingin Lingo: May 2011
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Ruminations syphoned from the Oil Can and garnished herbiberously. Monday, May 30, 2011. Thoughts that have possessed me today. Is there anything that screams 'I'm trying to be cool' louder than someone riding their bike with no hands? Where did the last name Sexsmith come from? I've heard of blacksmiths and shoesmiths, but if you go back a few thousands years, were the original Sexsmiths a bunch of hoors? Labels: trivial b.s. Wednesday, May 11, 2011. Tuesday, May 10, 2011. Hey, we just stole four cop ca...