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MovieSlam: January 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Start Getting In Line To See Ja Rule Get Tortured. If you're reading this, it's already too late, as I've paid several hundred thousand people to start reserving spots in line for me to see Saw 4. Because Ja Rule gets tortured in the first scene! On the first day of shooting in Toronto. More details as I recieve.". Posted by KS at 5:31 PM. Links to this post. Surfers Chicks Are Way Tougher Than Your Bitch Ass. 16-year-old Hawaiian surf star Betha...
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MovieSlam: November 2006
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Where movie news goes to die. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Bruce Willis Is Metal. There's a new picture of Bruce Willis on the set of the upcoming Live Free Or Die Hard. Over at Latino Review. And despite being obviously 76 years old, Bruce still looks like he's ready to kick ass. Some have suggested that Bruce is calling for a timeout in the picture, presumably because he's too old to even be carbon-dated at this point, let alone film a physically demanding action movie. Posted by KS at 6:12 PM. Let's j...
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MovieSlam: February 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Aaron Eckhart Excited To Have His Face Burned Off. Aaron Eckhart is going to be Two Face in the next Batman. Movie, and he's giddy as a schoolgirl at the prospect of eventually having his face burned off on camera. But then, what schoolgirl isn't. Excited about that sort of thing? It's a rite of passage, like having your period or unwanted pregnancy. He added, "I want to find what's similar to Batman and then find what's opposite to him.". It se...
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MovieSlam: May 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Tuesday, May 29, 2007. I farted on my own brains. Posted by Kazz at 5:53 PM. Links to this post. Ain't It Cool News. I swallowed all the urine. I swallowed all the poop. I farted on my own brains. Eli Roth Rachets Up The Vagina Stabbing. Hostel 2.no seriously, thats alright. Im set. MARKY MARK DOESNT FUCKING TEACH SCIENCE! Kurt Russell A Cranky Old Bitch. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet Hoping For A Be. Satan Just Got A Whole Lot Gayer.
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MovieSlam: July 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Thursday, July 5, 2007. I swallowed all the urine. Posted by Kazz at 11:54 AM. Links to this post. Wednesday, July 4, 2007. I swallowed all the poop. Posted by KS at 7:06 PM. Links to this post. Ain't It Cool News. I swallowed all the urine. I swallowed all the poop. I farted on my own brains. Eli Roth Rachets Up The Vagina Stabbing. Hostel 2.no seriously, thats alright. Im set. MARKY MARK DOESNT FUCKING TEACH SCIENCE! Kurt Russell A Cranky Old Bitch.
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MovieSlam: December 2006
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Where movie news goes to die. Friday, December 22, 2006. The Silver Surfer Is Wicked Emo. Has the first picture up of the Silver Surfer from the upcoming Fantastic Four. Judging from the picture, I'd say that the movie hinges around the conflict that arises when members of the Fantastic Four steal the Silver Surfer's favorite My Chemical Romance album and keep him from painting his nails black like usual. Also, band practice for his Staind tribute band, I Hate You Dad. Posted by KS at 3:59 PM. Throughout...
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MovieSlam: April 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Wednesday, April 4, 2007. Eli Roth Rachets Up The Vagina Stabbing. Eli Roth has contributed a fake trailer to the Tarantino/Rodriguez awesomefest Grindhouse. Roth's entry, which will be shown between the two longer films along with trailers by Rob Zombie and Edgar Wright, is called Thanksgiving. It's about people getting fucked up, and that's all that you need to know. Posted by KS at 5:05 PM. Links to this post. Ain't It Cool News. I swallowed all the urine.
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MovieSlam: March 2007
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Where movie news goes to die. Friday, March 30, 2007. Hostel 2.no seriously, that's alright. I'm set. Thanks, Eli, I seriously appreciate the thought and all, but I think I'm going to go ahead and eat next week instead. I'll totally take a raincheck on the hour and a half of defenseless little girls being mutilated, though. Get back to me next weekend, broseph. Posted by KS at 4:55 PM. Links to this post. MARKY MARK DOESN'T FUCKING TEACH SCIENCE! No he fucking doesn't! Mark my words: there will be a scen...
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