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lawyer jokes: June 2009
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. A Blond And A Lawyer Are seated Next To Each Other On A Flight. A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs? And you thought blondes were dumb. Links to this post. A day ...
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bar jokes: A guy decides to take of work early
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. A guy decides to take of work early. A guy decides to take off work early from work and go drinking. He stays in the bar until it closes at 2 in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he gets back to his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone up, so he takes off his shoes and starts tiptoeing up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs, he loses his balance, falls over backwards, and lands flat on his rear end. A couple of beers? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A guy de...
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lawyer jokes: A Blond And A Lawyer Are seated Next To Each Other On A Flight
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. A Blond And A Lawyer Are seated Next To Each Other On A Flight. A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs? And you thought blondes were dumb. A Man And His Parrot.
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bar jokes: June 2009
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy. Asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy,. Sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open? Same time as before. Noon," replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo. Shay the bar opins at? The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't. Wait, I can have room service send something up to you.". Well,...
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BUMPER STICKERS: June 2009
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. Cover Me - I'm Changing Lanes. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Honk if you love peace and quiet. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died. So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfil his death wish. Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, “I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted.". Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing.". Unimpressed...
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bar jokes: bar jokes
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Sunday, June 21, 2009. THE MAGICAL DANCING DUCK. A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip off! GUIDE DOG IN BAR. They gave me a Chihuah...
