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Under The Wagon: I hope I had fun...
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Friday, February 11, 2005. I hope I had fun. I don't remember anything after 9:30. I can't find my pretty new bottle of Tanqueray 10 (thanks, band boys! Nobody better be fucking drinking it, that's all I can say. I sure hope I have at least a few friends left. Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeee. EDIT: I found my gin. It was behind my guitar case, under a bunch of coats that I didn't wear last night. And why. It be there, really?
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Under The Wagon: The Karla Guide to Cybersex
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Thursday, March 10, 2005. The Karla Guide to Cybersex. I recently found someone who makes me a little gushy in the girl panties. However, said someone lives a jazillion miles away from said panties. Which is frustrating. When I need some hard core dirty fuckin’? Step One: Setting the Scene. Or, So, I’m having sex with you, I guess. Grab a couple of cheap paperback romance novels from your mother’s basement (you don’t want to know what s...
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Under The Wagon: Quite the ungracious hostess
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Tuesday, March 08, 2005. Quite the ungracious hostess. I'm a bad blogger. I haven't been updating this baby much lately. My most recent excuse was a nice little vacation in Florida ( See the pics here). Though that's hardly the full reason. Part of the problem is poverty, which cuts down on my boozing, which cuts down on my opportunities to be a total asshat, and then write about it. The other problem isn't a. Lemme know what you'd like...
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Under The Wagon: January 2004
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Thursday, January 15, 2004. I think I'm missing the point. I had phone sex this morning. And for the life of me, I can't explain why. Like this: I was having a hard. Time sleeping, so I was actually up. Reading when some douche that I haven't talked to since we hooked up (2 months ago) calls me. At 5am in the morning. He's drunk off his ass. He apparently just got in. It takes 2 hours. Yeah, I had phone sex for two hours. In that ti...
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Under The Wagon: Does this Ego know no bounds???
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Sunday, February 13, 2005. Does this Ego know no bounds? Okay, this is gonna be lame. Under The Wagon has a Message Board now. You'll notice it at the right side of the screen, looking at you with the big, winsome puppy dog eyes. I don't know if this incredibly pretentious and lame, or just unnecessary. Yeah, this is definitely unnecessary. Oh well. Have fun with it. Or just have fun watching it die a swift and painful death. Some of us...
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Under The Wagon: May 2004
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Saturday, May 29, 2004. I'm going to Vegas on Thursday. I've been giggling like an idiot for the past 3 weeks in giddy anticipation. Things I'm planning on doing in Vegas:. Lose a shitload of money. This will not be difficult. I'm the unluckiest person I know. That, and I always. Hit on 17. 'Cause I'm an idiot. Eat a 1&1/2 lb. hot dog at "Slots of Fun" (they're just 99cents! I don't think I'll be able to sleep for the next 4 days.
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Under The Wagon: There's one left in the box...
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Sunday, February 13, 2005. There's one left in the box. I'm gonna have to change Under The Wagon's subtitle.Hopefully. I decided that after my birthday on Thursday, I would quit smoking. Oh, yeah. It's gonna fuck you and your fetus up good.Want some? But at this point we all know it's bad. I didn't start smoking until I was legally old enough to do so, and. It was fucking stupid. I'd love to say that any of those are why I'm quitting...
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Under The Wagon: March 2004
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Friday, March 26, 2004. If you happen to appear in a burlesque show.and go full frontal in said show. DON'T give the weblink (you know, the one that had pictures of you butt-ass naked) to a co-worker. Even if you think you can trust him. Even if you gave him a hand job that one time you were both really drunk. Cause otherwise you're gonna hear this the next week when you walk into work:. You: "Beg your pardon? View my complete profile.
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Under The Wagon: "I'm not even supposed to be here today..."
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Adventures in drinking, smoking, and generally just living too much. Monday, February 07, 2005. I'm not even supposed to be here today.". I had a great time at the Superbowl party. Tasty cheese dip was consumed and copious amounts of alcohol imbibed. I indiscriminately cheered for both football teams. My "zingers" outnumbered my "groaners." Mostly. My favorite comment of the night, made after a beer commercial where a bird defends an attractive woman from the men hitting on her: "That's a Cock. You've go...
