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regular dad: June 2009
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An ordinary guy surrounded by extraordinary people. 2 miles, Swim 600 meters. One hour ride " Buckhead Loop. Workout of the Day (WOD). WOD brought to you by. Kettlebell Deck of Cards. Diamonds= kettlebell push press. Clubs= one arm row. Split the reps up with each side. 46 miles up the path to Moreland Avenue and back down McLendon Avenue. When I got home Simon and I ran to the pool. Simon's first workout for a triathlon in September. Saturday 6am at the Arches Ride. Workout of the Day (WOD). The race di...
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Hippie and the Midgets: But MOM, I need to bother you every two minutes
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Saturday, December 5, 2009. But MOM, I need to bother you every two minutes. To make sure I'm still breathing? To keep me from taking more than two deep breaths? Why do these children keep calling me when it's OBVIOUS that I've shut myself in my room? MOM, where's the milk? Oh, it's in the fridge of course. MOM, Haley gave me an evil look! MOM, can I have a cookie? MOM, can I sit on the couch and read a book? My gove...
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Hippie and the Midgets: October 2009
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Saturday, October 31, 2009. I have to make a list of all the things I have to do before he gets here. I had assumed he was just a figment of my imagination and would never really buy a plane ticket. Ooops. Now I have to. Clean the underside of the toilet seats. Stop chewing my nails. Stop chewing my nails to lose 20 pounds. Stick butter in my hair to make it shiny. Stop eating black beans entirely. Clean out my car.
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Hippie and the Midgets: Slushy Vermont Days
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Thursday, December 10, 2009. Yes, that was me in my red Christmas Pajamas and non-matching blue winter coat, headed to the dumpster this morning with a leaking bag of trash. Why are there so many people up so early scraping their cars off? At least no one dares to look directly at me. No one says "Good Morning." No one makes eye contact. That's the way I like it in the ghettos. Yes, we're back to the boobs. This one ...
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Hippie and the Midgets
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Friday, December 11, 2009. Sometimes when I watch Survivor I think WOW this is alot. Like my life. All the strategizing. Saying things a certain way to get a specific outcome, watching my back. Just yesterday someone hit me with an email which was just as outrageous as Russell saying he had all the power because he holds the immunity idol and that having it doesn't put a target on his back. Gave me for my birthday.
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Hippie and the Midgets: September 2009
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Tuesday, September 29, 2009. Apparently I'm in Adrenal Failure. Stupid Stupid me. I took a women's adrenal health quiz. And here were my results:. Your symptoms rank in the moderate to severe category. The demands you place on your body are severe. By comparison, the support you give yourself is substantial. It should have had just one question: Are you alone in the house with three teenage girls? Links to this post.
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Hippie and the Midgets: I'm moving more Than Just Everything
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Saturday, December 19, 2009. I'm moving more Than Just Everything. I was trying to sign up for Technorati, but they told me I didn't exist and when they finally found me they said that robots were taking over my blog and that they were bad robots and wouldn't let theirs in. Apparently all web pages have robots and blogger only allows the Google ones and tells all the other ones to Bugger Off. View my complete profile.
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Hippie and the Midgets: July 2009
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Thursday, July 30, 2009. I found the movie! In the mail box. Unopened. Links to this post. Hershey Tin full of Bleep. My boyfriend forgot his chocolate tin here, that Hershey one I blogged about not so long ago. I tripped over it and put it on a table in my room, thinking I'd return it to him. But now the kids have become obsessed about reading the outside of it aloud to each other and snickering. Links to this post.
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Hippie and the Midgets: More Ghetto Queen--I woke up with this in my head
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Hippie and the Midgets. A little truth, some sarcasm, and alot of what my days are like. Sunday, December 13, 2009. More Ghetto Queen- I woke up with this in my head. To the tune of Dancing Queen by ABBA). You can drink, you can drive, having the time of your life. See that girl, crush that can, digging the Ghetto Queen. Friday night and the lights are low. Rats come out and play in the snow. Where they sit and light one up, getting in the swing. You come out to look for a king. Anybody could be that guy.
