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Will Type For Food: Priority haiku #2, 3, 4
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Will Type For Food. Friday, August 07, 2015. Priority haiku #2, 3, 4. Just put down the haiku. And step away from the computer, Tim! It's not worth it! I should be working. Moving cat from lap to chair,. I get lunch instead. Back on lap again. I surf the net for cat pics. Real cat purrs, content. Lap starting to hurt. Work almost due. Cat sleeping. Well, this is awkward. I Googled More Haiku and found myself bounced right back here via Pimlico - what is. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blairville, la...
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Will Type For Food: Cats on laps 2: The Reckoning
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Will Type For Food. Saturday, July 11, 2015. Cats on laps 2: The Reckoning. Since the dawn of time, man has longed to become a pillow. No, wait, go with me on this. To have sharp feline claws repeatedly kneading his stomach into submission through his cosy jumper. (Convinced yet? To have a purring predator making itself fiercely comfortably on his very own lap - with those purrs sure to break into growls if the man should dare to move himself in the slightest. And then - luxury of luxuries! This is to be.
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Will Type For Food: Rappucino
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Will Type For Food. Sunday, July 12, 2015. Being a rhyme rap thingy I did at the Dan yesterday for no reason at all really apart from the three minutes of attention I got. The creative macchiato/legato rhyme was suggested by the Baron. (Incidentally, not only does blogger spell check not recognise the coffee names, it also got confused at 'lamington', 'trackydackies' and 'waccybaccy'. Spellcheck, check yourself! Cappucino, moccacino, lamington and latte. Frappucino, affogato, muffin with a Smarty. I just...
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Will Type For Food: The war between those who favour occasional non-chocolate-based desserts and those who are all chocolate chocolate chocolate with a side serving of chocolate-based desserts all the time - a reflective essay
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Will Type For Food. Friday, June 12, 2015. The war between those who favour occasional non-chocolate-based desserts and those who are all chocolate chocolate chocolate with a side serving of chocolate-based desserts all the time - a reflective essay. Why is it so difficult to acknowledge that some non-chocolate-based desserts can be just right? Is it your turn to make dessert or mine? It is too pleasant a war to really end. How could this happen? Choc-tops with choc bottoms and chocolate in between!
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Will Type For Food: WELCOME TO FUTUROPOLIS. START DRIVING.
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Will Type For Food. Tuesday, June 02, 2015. WELCOME TO FUTUROPOLIS. START DRIVING. WE NOW TAKE YOU FORWARD TO THE YEAR 2020 WITH AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL STATEMENT BY EVERY POLITICAL PARTY EVERYWHERE. Work This will in turn leave plenty more room for houses to be paved over with roads, hubs, links, rails, interchanges, interlinks, carparks, tram stops, bus stations, internodal networks, internetworked nodes, bridges, tunnels, and off ramps. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED PROGRAM. The Non-pal...
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Will Type For Food: Scruffy and the Wind
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Will Type For Food. Saturday, August 01, 2015. Scruffy and the Wind. Scruffy and the Wind: a two person dialogue in which only one person speaks. WIND - a jerk. SCRUFFY - a local feline urchin. WIND: I AM THE WIND! THE BIG FAT WIND! THE GINORMOUS STORMOUS WIND! I HAVE BLOWN PEOPLE AWAY! I HAVE BLOWN HOUSES AWAY! I HAVE RAZED MOUNTAINS TO THE GROUND! AND NOW I WILL BLOW YOU AWAY TOO! SCRUFFY: *Stands about in the garden in the middle of the howling wind scratching himself just generally not giving a shit*.
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Will Type For Food: A comfortable poem
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Will Type For Food. Monday, June 08, 2015. Comfortable poems. poems that are a like an old couch: easy, non-troublesome, and with questionable upholstery that has probably all been ripped out at one point by the cats. Well, that's been my project for the last few days, writing a bunch of Comfortable Poems. Here's my latest. It's about what I do when I'm at my most active and energetic:. Comfortable poem no. 3. Morning stretch, a dawning stretch. Rolling over yawning stretch. Not awake still woozy stretch.
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Will Type For Food: Fearsome and fretful fates, miserable misfortunes, and alliteration
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Will Type For Food. Tuesday, August 04, 2015. Fearsome and fretful fates, miserable misfortunes, and alliteration. IT'S OFFICIAL - important sociological studies conclude that the worst names to call your child are Penelope or Matilda. These children, the study says, are amongst those most likely to become involved in blackhearted blackguardry, deadly double dealings, fearsome and fretful fates, miserable misfortunes, and alliteration. In the words of the study:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cam t...
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Will Type For Food: Achievement of the day, memorialised for all time in a blog post
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Will Type For Food. Tuesday, June 23, 2015. Achievement of the day, memorialised for all time in a blog post. TIM: (After having successfully removed a substantial blockage from the toilet with a stick,which had previously refused to budge in three successive flushes). Be banished from here, foul fiend from the depths of hell! Realises what he is doing, takes stick to the bin, returns inside, etc etc). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tim, your links stink, you fink! John Bangsund's Threepenny Planet.
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Will Type For Food: Printchers, stridulumps, inklejacks, and lunt-takers
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Will Type For Food. Friday, June 12, 2015. Printchers, stridulumps, inklejacks, and lunt-takers. I'll bet you've all been talking about pelmets lately. Why wouldn't you be? Pelmet", as everyone knows, is that word for "those things that cover curtain tops". Though no-one calls them "curtain top covers", because why would anyone call curtain top covers "curtain top covers" when a perfectly wonderful word like "pelmet" exists? Or the bits on long-sleeved shirts that hold your elbows ("sprills")? It is cert...
