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December | 2006 | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. Monthly Archives: December 2006. December 18, 2006 · 2:36 pm. 8220;The Birds and the Bees.”. Things I’ve learned:. 1) People who insist they like all kinds of music actually like no kinds of music. 2) Red wine stains my teeth. 3) There’s nothing better than celebrating your birthday with great friends. 4) Apples and oranges really aren’t that different. 5) I don’t need other people to have the same thoughts as I do. December 11, 2006 · 6:40 am. Things I’ve learned:. The str...
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January | 2007 | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. Monthly Archives: January 2007. January 9, 2007 · 11:43 pm. 8220;You’re doomed by your own intelligence.”. Things I’ve learned:. 1) We’re good people consciously choosing to do bad things. 2) Coming and going is more normal than it should be. 3) Routine can bring harmony to an otherwise chaotic world. Is great to be a Florida Gator. 5) My heels are still under my head. 6) Important things are inevitably cliché. 8) Every year, $1.2 million worth of pennies are thrown away.
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“Decaffeinated Coffee is like low-alcohol gin.” | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. 8220;Chow Mein Kampf”. August 29, 2007 · 11:49 pm. 8220;Decaffeinated Coffee is like low-alcohol gin.”. Things I’ve Learned:. 1) Lobsters don’t age. 2)Infinity comes in different sizes. 3) Pollution propagates more beautiful sunsets. 4) We can’t moderate the stuff we don’t have conscious access to. 5) Fleas are a pest! 6) Pinot grapes are thin-skinned, temperamental, ripen early. 8220;Chow Mein Kampf”. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Today is the day.
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“Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.” | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. 8220;I’m still friends.”. 8220;Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill? 8221; →. April 29, 2007 · 11:38 pm. 8220;Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.”. Things I’ve learned:. 1) All we have is now. 2) Confetti makes everything ten times better. 3) The Flaming Lips are nothing short of awesomeness. 4) I can cook [somewhat delectable] meals. 6) Brakes aren’t necessary. 7) Jokes are better told in a Polish accent.
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November | 2006 | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. Monthly Archives: November 2006. November 28, 2006 · 1:13 am. 8220;Bad feelings on a good day.”. Things I learned today:. 1) If we ended poverty, that would only make the middle class poor. 2) What takes 15 minutes on a bike, takes way too long on foot. 3) Not having a phone is harder than I thought. 4) Today is not the day. November 22, 2006 · 5:36 am. Continue reading →. November 22, 2006 · 4:58 am. 8220;You could’ve done so much better.”. Things I learned today:.
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March | 2007 | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. Monthly Archives: March 2007. March 16, 2007 · 10:19 pm. 8220;I’m still friends.”. Things I’ve learned:. 1) Never underestimate the power of fun. 2) Religion just causes turmoil and tribulation. 3) The worst thing you could possibly do is worry and think about what you could have done. 4) The whole is more than the sum of its parts. 5) You can never completely know the mind of another. 6) History is compiled of many inaccurate perceptions. 15) Aloe has a foul odor. Have a n...
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“New year, old thoughts.” | Ashley's Astonishing Archives
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Ashley’s Astonishing Archives. 8220;The Birds and the Bees.”. 8220;You’re doomed by your own intelligence.” →. January 1, 2007 · 9:06 am. 8220;New year, old thoughts.”. Things I’ve learned:. 1) My actions still have meaning, even if I can’t remember them. 2) My biggest fear is losing my memory. 3) You can’t be penalized for doing the things you believe to be righteous and just. 4) Most things cannot be emotively understood. 5) I want to make my own firework. 8220;The Birds and the Bees.”. Have a nice day...
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jk - CHANKSTA
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Feb 25th, 2007 11:17 am. I’ve been talking about this to people online, and everyone agrees there needs to be some kind of sarcasm key or font color or something to notify you that it’s a sarcastic remark. Its really hard to get sarcasm across with jk following the remark. The damage has already has been done and the seed has been planted. JK (is my initials? I’ll say something like because if I do mammograms I’d see so many cancer tits! I love cancer tits? Followed by get out! 2007-02-25 11:36 pm (UTC).
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fucking GREAT! 2008 just great... - CHANKSTA
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2008 just great. - CHANKSTA. Jan 10th, 2008 12:21 am. I thought that was a good title. but it's not. none of this is good. only if you feel it. can you feel it? Ohh I feel it! Number of new AIDS cases: 42,514 (2004) Source: Health, United States, 2006, Table 52. Number of deaths: 13,063. Deaths per 100,000 population: 4.4. Number of deaths for leading causes of death. Heart disease: 652,486. Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 150,074. Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 121,987. Pshhh And then if I was i...
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Somebody's Uncle - CHANKSTA
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Somebody's Uncle - CHANKSTA. Feb 2nd, 2009 10:33 pm. I called my Uncle in Albany, NY today. I’m pretty sure he was drunk, he thought I was calling from delta airlines? Rdquo; Financial advice: “Don’t worry about money now, there’s a lot of out there to get, get an education so you don’t fuck up when you do have all that money.”. It's depressing to think he was giving all this advice because he knows he doesn’t have much more time too. Getting old sucks balls. 2009-02-04 02:39 am (UTC).
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