Optimizes INTERCAL scripts. Maintains ENIAC emulator. Virtual. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations. Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits card-key logs. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone. Conversations. Jams police band. Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral. Converter. Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand. Drinks "Smart Drinks." Attends raves. Hangs. Out at poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick.