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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #16.2
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011. IEM Session #16.2. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Continued from 16.1. Again, March 19, 2011. ACTUAL CAFE- 6334 San Pablo Avenue, Oakland- 10:40am- Real Big Salad- $7.00. The restaurant. As usual, there were lots of sad-looking women who seemed far too mature to have borne the toddlers on their knees. The seating is long, communal, Oliver Twist. Unencumbered by the trappings of North Oakland artisanal chumpitude. Posted by Inhuman Eating Machine.
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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #16.7
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011. IEM Session #16.7. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Continued from 16.6. Eating Day: March 19, 2011- again. CHICK-O-PEA'S- 1926 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley- 8:44pm- Chick-O-Pea's Salad - $7. Maybe I found all of their grandiose statements about organic this. A bit much for a falafel joint. Posted by Inhuman Eating Machine. Makes sense of life! May 20, 2011 at 3:51 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Disgusting Things I Have Eaten. IEM Session #16.8.
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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #16.6
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011. IEM Session #16.6. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Continued from 16.5. Eating Day: March 19, 2011, duh! HERBIVORE- 451 Shattuck Avenue, Berkeley, 7:20pm- Large Green Salad - $7.50 $1.50 for Grilled Tofu add-on. I was somewhat surprised that Herbivore had a single salad that qualified for the sub-$10 cost ceiling, because from the outside, this place looks really expensive. In 1990, I might have deemed Herbivore a godsend, as long as I stayed away from the phar...
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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #16.3
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011. IEM Session #16.3. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Continued from 16.2. March 19, 2011, yet again. NEW AMSTERDAM COFFEE- University Avenue, Berkeley, 12:12pm- The Big Salad- $7.25. Why not pull the door completely closed? These devils seemed to be perpetrating this deed intentionally. It was not difficult to merely pull the door a few more inches to its rightful resting place. Is this what "acting locally" is all about? Posted by Inhuman Eating Machine.
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Inhuman Eating Machine: April 2011
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011. IEM Session #16.5. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Continued from 16.4. Eating Day: March 19, 2011, of course. SMART ALEC'S INTELLIGENT FOOD- 2355 Telegraph Avenue, Berkeley, 1:55pm- Superior Chef Salad - $6.95. This failed attempt at plumbing took quite a few minutes. My fecal necessity was now becoming crucial. First, I bandied the idea of going to Lily's place a few blocks away to sully her bathroom. This notion was dashed, however, because Ch...MAOZ VEGE...
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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #4- The Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was a Falafel in San Francisco
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Thursday, July 17, 2008. IEM Session #4- The Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was a Falafel in San Francisco. If you don't know what this nonsense is all about, you had better read the intro. I told you I’d be back in July! June 28, 2008. 2505 Dwight Way (@ Telegraph), Berkeley- 10:18am- Full Falafel-$5.75. 1986 Shattuck (@ University), Berkeley, 11am- $6.25. 501 Fell (@ Laguna), San Francisco- 2:33pm- $5.99. Individual and his/her/its mother was in SF for this event. “More power to them! Annie Get Your Gun.
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Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #16.1- You Don't Make Friends with Salad
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011. IEM Session #16.1- You Don't Make Friends with Salad. Inhuman Eating Machine official rules and guidelines. Let me explain why I feel the new format is a good fit for IEM. Firstly, I am a big fan of episodic adventure stories, be it a three-part account of the Brady Bunch. In Hawaii, or a season-long story arc about the Ice Princess diamond on General Hospital. Where the big salad appears. In the "Big Salad". We can't eat here anymore, 'cause he took a waitress out for a walk.
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Inhuman Eating Machine: February 2010
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010. IEM Training Update- Vol. 13; Issue 10. Bowl of homemade kettle corn. Potato samosa, pumpkin paratha, chicken tikka masala naan-wich (all freebies from the Indian food factory tour field trip I attended for school). French onion soup with cheese. What my turd looked like): A pile of wet croutons. As usual, I saved my homework for the day of class and couldn't get to the gym, so my only exercise was walking to and from my car at CSUEB. Posted by Inhuman Eating Machine. 1902 (...
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Inhuman Eating Machine: OFFICIAL IEM RULES AND GLOSSARY
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Saturday, July 18, 2009. OFFICIAL IEM RULES AND GLOSSARY. To complete a session, I must eat at least eight of a single food item at a minimum of eight establishments within a single day. (For the purposes of IEM, legal counsel has advised me to state that a “day” is defined as the period from when I wake in the morning until the time that I retire for the evening, not to exceed 24 hours.). Maximum expenditure for each food item shall not exceed $10 per establishment. Posted by Inhuman Eating Machine.
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Cool Dude Quarterly: 08.2008
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An Exhaustive Excavation of Egregious Esoterica. Blame it on my hiatus, but it's totally reprehensible that I still haven't hipped y'all to the web presences of the Endtables. Do yourself a favor, nose around their pages and then drop them a big thank you—Bo and (the mysterious) St. should be commended for raising public awareness and enriching the interweb simultaneously. We don't deserve them. PS: If those Endtables ph. Otos don't render you a quick convert, you're a lost cause. View my complete profile.
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