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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted on 15th Aug 2015, by Ivor Cracker, filed under ***. A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering ****** services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance. 8220;Yes” he said. “I’d like a doggie in ******* gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hard-core spanking, rounded off with a ********. What do you think? 8220;So, I could come back as a pig? What’...

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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted on 15th Aug 2015, by Ivor Cracker, filed under ***. A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering ****** services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance. 8220;Yes” he said. “I’d like a doggie in ******* gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hard-core spanking, rounded off with a ********. What do you think? 8220;So, I could come back as a pig? What&#8217...

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A Few Jokes » Disability

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Jokes and humour for everyone. 8216;Disability’ Archive. Paddy’s Day Out. 15th Sep 2016, filed under Booze. Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, says “You’ll not be drinking any more tonight Paddy. You’ve ‘ad enough lad”. Paddy replies “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way den.” Paddy spins around on his stool and falls flat on his face. “Shoite” […]. 24th Aug 2016, filed under Disability. 8221; So the guy […]. 18th Aug 2016, filed under Disability.

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A Few Jokes » Three Daughters

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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted by Ivor Cracker on 10/08/2015; This entry is filed under Parents. There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well-being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. 8221; The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. And the farmer shot him.

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A Few Jokes » Fear of Flying

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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted by Ivor Cracker on 13/08/2015; This entry is filed under Travel. Mrs Coughlan was boarding an aeroplane for the first time and she was very nervous. She asked if she could meet the pilot and her request was granted. When she met the pilot, she said, “This is my first time flying. Please reassure me that you will bring me down safely.”. The pilot, amused, replied, “I can assure you, madam, that I have never left anyone up there in my entire career.”.

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A Few Jokes » Speech Impediment

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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted by Ivor Cracker on 09/08/2015; This entry is filed under Disability. A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment? The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment? 8221; Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him. This site uses cookies to improve your experience. Read more.

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A Few Jokes » Education

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Jokes and humour for everyone. 8216;Education’ Archive. 16th Sep 2016, filed under Children. TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? LITTLE JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER (sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. LITTLE JOHNNY (sadly): You don’t know my father. 14th Sep 2016, filed under Children. 8217; Little Johnny waves his hand, ‘Me, Miss Rogers, me, me! 8217; Miss Rogers:’All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word? One day th...

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Jokes and humour for everyone. Posted on 15th Aug 2015, by Ivor Cracker, filed under Sex. A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering sexual services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance. 8220;Yes” he said. “I’d like a doggie in bondage gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hard-core spanking, rounded off with a blow job. What do you think? 8220;So, I could come back as a pig? What&#8217...

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