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Word Smegma: Posts, tired of having dumb people likened unto them, looking into class-action slander suit
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Posts, tired of having dumb people likened unto them, looking into class-action slander suit. So I found this today, and I can't stop laughing about it or feeling badly for doing so. And then, much to my chagrined amusements, the treatment: "He (the doctor) makes you take it out and sit it on the exam table, then, to distract you, he asks you to look over at the clock and tell him what time it is, and when you look, BAM! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Word Smegma: August 2007
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Friday, August 31, 2007. Well, camp is over. I miss it a lot more than I thought I would, not just the folks I worked with but the kids and even the place itself. I had an incredible last session. My kids were just amazing and, so far as I could tell, I wasn't too bad myself. Anyway, when I have more news or something funny to say I'll make another post. Catch you hookers later. Monday, August 06, 2007. That's all for now. I'll be all done with camp here on the evening of the 14th. Then it's back...God i...
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Word Smegma: Tubs of Rancid Yak Butter
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Sunday, September 09, 2007. Tubs of Rancid Yak Butter. Had my birthday shindig on Friday (another perk of getting hired by Target, I just wish they'd call me about orientation) and it was pretty amazing. Especially when I managed to get lost for 20 minutes on the University of Western campus. Thanks for the not so awesome directions, Kenzie, but mostly, thanks for being the awesome person you are, even if your navigational skills are even worse than my own. Ugly people of satan! View my complete profile.
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Word Smegma: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Insane entrepreneur to sell lacquered waffles as 'tic-tac-toe' boards. So, moving, moving, moving and more moving. This would've been far simpler had we rented a truck and moved all our crap at one time. Unfortunately, moving trucks cost money and being that we were already hemorhaging money at an alarming rate it seemed an unneccesary expense. Luckilly, no damage was done save that to Melissa's pride. Wednesday, May 23, 2007. Fearless Ferret Foils Fiendish Foe. Unfortunately fol...
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Word Smegma: March 2007
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Sunday, March 25, 2007. Dead Hookers: Sad or the organic equivalent of a rubber chicken? My original title was going to have a deal about a guy with Dissociative identity disorder (formerly known as Mulitple-personality disorder) who had one of his alternate personalities kidnap him and he winds up with Stockholm Syndrome. Anyway, it was a bit too long so you got a dead hooker joke instead. Lucky you! Have you read it yet? Hell yes. A good foundation for a doctoral thesis? Thursday, March 22, 2007. I've ...
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Word Smegma: December 2007
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Monday, December 31, 2007. New 'Barf on me Elmo' doll has consumers upchucking with enthusiasm. It's been a long time since I've talked to about the Detroit Lions, and with good reason since they finished out the second-half of the regular season with a 1-7 record. Rumor has it that offensive coordinator Mike Martz will be fired and replaced by wide receiver coach Kippy Brown. Is this a joke? A stat not recorded is the amount of dogs who trotted onto the field and urinated on Kitna while he stood stock s...
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Word Smegma: July 2007
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Saturday, July 07, 2007. The Anguish of Desired Apathy. So, long time since my last entry, there is much to speak of and little time to type. I have a few funny stories but I feel like I'm going to throw up so I'll save them for later (one quick funny one: we've got the magnetic alphabet deals for the fridge in the staff-house here and I've spelled out 'Barf' 'Puke' and 'Vomit' on it, which is impressive because we only have 1 set and you usually have a repeat letter). You kids have fun.
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Word Smegma: New 'Barf on me Elmo' doll has consumers upchucking with enthusiasm
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Monday, December 31, 2007. New 'Barf on me Elmo' doll has consumers upchucking with enthusiasm. It's been a long time since I've talked to about the Detroit Lions, and with good reason since they finished out the second-half of the regular season with a 1-7 record. Rumor has it that offensive coordinator Mike Martz will be fired and replaced by wide receiver coach Kippy Brown. Is this a joke? A stat not recorded is the amount of dogs who trotted onto the field and urinated on Kitna while he stood stock s...
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Word Smegma: Therapists miffed after being refered to as 'emotional jockstraps'
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Therapists miffed after being refered to as 'emotional jockstraps'. Seriously folks, the titles, they just come to me. So I'm working at Target still. No big surprise there. My love life is still unrequited, my social life still dull, and yes, I still need to shave. Oh, and the Lions still suck. Now that we have all those cumbersome, Phil's life is still the same even though he's moved, details out of the way, let's talk about something amusing. Like "Scrubs".