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Fussy Bitch: Fucksake
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Thursday, August 21. My life is boring,. My life is shit. Where the fuck is it? I haven't blogged cos I didn't want to bore you to death with tales of kids being on school holidays - six weeks - and me tiling and re-decorating the bathroom - three fucking weeks! I can't believe how long it took considering there was no plumbing involved (cos I'm not allowed to replace the avocado suite that belongs to my landlord) and the room itself is less than bloody spacious. 21 Aug 2008, 10:57:00. PS I'm still waiti...
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Fussy Bitch: October 2008
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Friday, October 10. I dunno, I feel like I should blog, feel like I owe some sign of life to my online friends whose blogs I still follow if not comment on, feel like there's something left, unfinished, not quite ended properly here at angela-la-land. But. At the same time, I don't feel it's real. Annoyed by the use of 'but' as a whole sentence? Think yourself lucky, if you were me you would be. Both. Twice over. But you're not me! Let's sing it together! And it's hi-ho silver lining,. If needs be, I'll ...
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Fussy Bitch: Procrastinating pain?
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Wednesday, July 9. No 1 Son has gone to bed. Bing has gone to bed. I'm two hours into a dose of paracetomol plus and a good way down a bottle of brandy. The instruction leaflet didn't have proper, tested timing for my 800w microwave so I did some quick mental arithmetic and watched closely for signs of explosion. I carefully carried the pot to where I had laid out a newspaper (bought specially as I read all my news online these days, darling). At the wrong end. 10 Jul 2008, 11:56:00. 10 Jul 2008, 17:04:00.
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Fussy Bitch: August 2008
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Thursday, August 21. My life is boring,. My life is shit. Where the fuck is it? I haven't blogged cos I didn't want to bore you to death with tales of kids being on school holidays - six weeks - and me tiling and re-decorating the bathroom - three fucking weeks! I can't believe how long it took considering there was no plumbing involved (cos I'm not allowed to replace the avocado suite that belongs to my landlord) and the room itself is less than bloody spacious. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). To One in Four.
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Why?: May 2007
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Friday, May 11, 2007. Show me the money. SHOW me the MONEY. Well he's finally set a date to go - my Brother's Birthday as it happens. All that's left for him to do is to pick up his Congressional Medal of Honour (the proud American servicemen who have died valiantly to earn that medal with their blood and self-sacrifice must be turning in their graves), and then hit the US lecture circuit. Any bets on that happening either? Posted by Just. Why? My Daughter's favourite word. View my complete profile.
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Fussy Bitch: June 2008
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Saturday, June 21. No child of mine. After viewing the safely vacant fluff that is Sex and the City. What the fuck possesses me to watch things that touch much closer to home? I can't help but wonder. When faced with happiness, do I covet the familiarity of my nightmares? Tuesday, June 17. Come in number 39, your time is up. The day before I turned 9. I realised the man my mother married wasn't the saviour he was made out to be. The day before I turned 19 -. The day before I turned 29. A minute later he ...
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Fussy Bitch: July 2008
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Monday, July 14. In twelve hours time I'll be sitting on a plane next to Bing, hand in hand on our way to a lovely, adults only. Being due to leave at 5pm Monday I of course decided to go out Friday night for dinner. With sis then spent Saturday reading how-to-tile sites, shopping for plastic bags for hand luggage liquids, cleaning everywhere and hiding the contents of my, er, knicker drawer in preparation for ex-husband staying. And then, I really should start the packing. Sunday, July 13. Look, closely...
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Fussy Bitch: February 2008
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Wednesday, February 27. I have a to-do list as long as a very long thing and I'm mentally running round like a blue arsed fly so what do I do today? Redesign the blog that I don't have time to post to, obviously! Saturday, February 16. I run the race for life. Cos I'm a big supporter of fit tits. I submitted an entry or four to be considered for this. Let's be honest here, we all. In case it touches a nerve in someone else and they comment or mail to say those three little words we all want to hear.
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Fussy Bitch: Dirty dog
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Tuesday, July 8. I could start this two ways, so I will. 1 - I really do love my dog, but. 2 - Could've been worse; what if your dog. I can only finish in one way, however. This being, the way of truth. Dog saunters through the french doors as No 1 Son and I are watching a skyplussed Last King of Scotland and bickering over who is the true pack leader. Dog walks directly to me and licks my hand. I guffaw towards No 1 Son, relishing my imminent victory. Grosser - dog shit. Grossest - dog shit on human leg.
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Fussy Bitch: May 2008
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Thursday, May 29. No, not the moan you'd expect from the title, just a quick question from a nearly 39yo woman with hideous hiccups. Why isn't there gripe water for grown ups? Wednesday, May 28. Not a chocolate penis to be seen today, just something that reinforced how badly ad-(wo)men can get it wrong sometimes. No 1 Son is a typical hollow-legged teen and will eat anything - including your dinner if you don't lick it before he can nick it - so when I noticed the Shreddies. When he'd stopped gagging.