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The Generalizer: May 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. On June 1, at 7:30 PM. Be ready to rock the most metal library in the city (IDYLWYLDE! Meedilymeedilymeedily) and do a workshop with yours truly. It's a workshop for absolute beginners in Improv, so if you have experience, you might want to leave this one in the dust. Here's the thing though. You've got to register. I think you can just call them (496-1808). Song of the day: "Jackass" by Beck. Or maybe I'm a...
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The Generalizer: June 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, June 30, 2006. As the Late Owen Hart used to say. Enough is enough, and it's time for a change (yeah, a wrestling reference. Don't make me give you a Soviet Judo Suplex). Yes, Rapid Fire Theatre is changing, because it's a company on the move! That is, if the designated captains want to pick you. You see, it's like pickin' teams for floor hockey. Sorry dude, there's only room for 3 forwards, 2 defensemen and a goalie...This ...
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The Generalizer: August 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Trip of the Tongue. I just realized something today. I've been saying something totally wrong without even thinking about it for as long as I can remember. I caught myself saying, "Hindsight is 50/50.". Yeah That's not so right. Actually, that's totally wrong. But it brought me to my senses about thinking before saying things. Not. Thinking, but just thinking a little. And take another drag. Then, I saw Mo...
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The Generalizer: October 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Monday, October 30, 2006. And Now, A Letter. Boys, your concert reminded me of a challenging date with an intelligent and beautiful girl. So, I will write this letter as if you were one.). Boy, was I wrong. It's cool to be fashionably late, but I was really worried about you. 9:30 came, but it wasn't you. You told me you'd have a friend come along, so I wasn't upset. But I thought your friend would be there earlier, and ...I started...
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The Generalizer: November 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Na na na na na na na na CATscan! See what I did there? What with the Batman thingy in the title? Ah, forget it. Anyhow, it's that time again when I have a bizarre medical scare. If it ain't throwing up and heaving, it's falling down and seizing for me. NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED! Name is. Eggheads. If I don't hear back from the Doc, that's good. But I'm not too worried. If you haven't seen "Batt...
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The Generalizer: December 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, December 15, 2006. Come on, now Alberta! We can do better for nicknames than that, can't we? I mean, he hasn't done anything yet, and he's already Steady Eddie? We didn't call Ralph Klein "Shiny Kleiny" or something dumbass like that when he first came in, so why does Ed Stelmach get so much cred so fast? Steady Eddie. What if he gets Parkinson's? Posted by Shawn Pallier @ 9:23 am. Monday, December 04, 2006. Dear 104.9,.
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The Generalizer: July 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Saturday, July 29, 2006. And then, Fridays were quiet. But not for long. That's right, improvaniacs. You'll have to wait a whole month before you see the exciting circus monkeys you call Rapid Fire Theatre. We're taking a break. We'll all be sitting in lounge chairs, sipping hairsprayesque Martinis, wearing venetian-blind-style sunglasses, Hawaiian shirts, and shorts with drawstrings. But I'll still wear the aforementioned outfit.
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The Generalizer: September 2006
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Making Sweeping Statements and Generally trying to be clever since 2006. Friday, September 29, 2006. Y Kant I Listen to Tori? By the way, the opening title is an ubergeek reference to Tori Amos' original album, Y Kant Tori Read. Oh yeah, I'm a know-it-all like that. I wonder if womyn such as Tori Amos and Ani DiFranco would be okay with the fact that I have some of their music. I don't have a full Ani DiFranco album, but I do have a full Tori one, and I hope that they want men to listen to their music.