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All The World's a RAGE: January 2015
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Monday, January 5, 2015. I hope y'all had a good one, filled with grand adventures, piles of beer, and mountains of groupies. By the way, do yourselves, and the world, a favor, and refrain from doing a Google Image search on "Piles of Women". Dear God, the things one can't unsee . . . I know, right? What the hell, internets. Although, upon further sexy reflection, I guess ". Elder Ones, indeed. First cheap plug of 2015! I have als...
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All The World's a RAGE: Norsk Rager!
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Friday, November 28, 2014. Hello all. Happy holidays! For my American friends, I hope you had a glorious Thanksgiving, filled with turkey, cranberry sauce, awkward political arguments, good beers, and delicious amounts of familial gossiping or nay-saying. For my non American friends, happy Thursday, you Socialist bastards. The land of vikings, trees, snow, and, um . . . more snow! There's like six ogres and a beholder in that cabin.
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All The World's a RAGE: Goodbye, Mr. Pizza Slice
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Sunday, September 8, 2013. Goodbye, Mr. Pizza Slice. Today is indeed a sad day, dear readers. One for the record books, especially those dark Gothic kinds. No, I am not talking about the recent chaos. I just found out that Mr. Pizza Slice is retiring. Well, you may ask, you inquisitive bastards, who is Mr. Pizza Slice? Why should I care? On the Boardwalk, you would be a queen. The food was great, reasonably priced, and every time ...
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All The World's a RAGE: The Hills Are Alive . . .
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Friday, October 11, 2013. The Hills Are Alive . . . It's Fall Break time, ladies and gentlemen! Not quite as sexy as Spring Break I will admit, but I'm hoping this year it will get the attention it deserves. Wait a minute," I picture you purring languidly, whilst polishing the gilding on my sedan chair. "Break? Didn't you just start your new job? Why yes I did. A few weeks ago. And didn't you just go to Dubai last weekend? But fol...
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All The World's a RAGE: Passing The Torch
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Thursday, July 3, 2014. Well here I am, ensconced in the middle of a sultry Jersey summer. I survived the end of the year at school and all the madness that entails, and have wrapped up my first stint behind the admin desk in fine fashion (or at least I think I have). Now I am taking my well earned leisure time, since lord knows we didn't get enough breaks this year. Because my former passport had been filled up. When I flip throu...
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All The World's a RAGE: November 2014
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Friday, November 28, 2014. Hello all. Happy holidays! For my American friends, I hope you had a glorious Thanksgiving, filled with turkey, cranberry sauce, awkward political arguments, good beers, and delicious amounts of familial gossiping or nay-saying. For my non American friends, happy Thursday, you Socialist bastards. The land of vikings, trees, snow, and, um . . . more snow! There's like six ogres and a beholder in that cabin.
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All The World's a RAGE: Hoppy Holidays!
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Thursday, December 25, 2014. Ah, the holidays. Or, as hipster douchebags would say, holidaze. Daze because . . . oooh, wingtips . . . Christmas is for sure one of my favorite times of the year for a variety of reasons, not least of which is the fact that, due to my killer job, I always get like three weeks off around this time. What do YOU wear to the beach? Except for this guy. Miss you, Uncle Flapjack. God beer us, everyone.
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All The World's a RAGE: Hammer Smashed Face
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Friday, December 13, 2013. I have had some wacky adventures in my time, dear sexy readers. Regular followers of this erstwhile blog have heard me wax poetically about sunsets at the Acropolis, New Years Eve ragers on the pristine beaches of Boracay, trekking through Burma, having philosophical conversations about the universe on the banks of The Congo River. And surviving random violent protests in assorted countries. Sit in my re...
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All The World's a RAGE: Rockin' at Wacken!
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All The World's a RAGE. Come visit the new site, All The World's a Review! Sunday, August 19, 2012. 21 years, and I was finally there. It was worth the wait. And the beer prices. So I am back from Wacken, dear reader, and what can I say, other than . . . well, how could I even encapsulate the experience for you guys? Words fail me. My own wit cowers at the challenge, bringing to mind the awkward shower scene from Mad Science. Did I mention they had wrestling? What more could any man want? There were time...