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Monday, March 26, 2012. The Kind Of Shit I'd Do On A Regular Basis. If only I had more vagina balls. I go to therapy once a week, because I need it and I like it and I want to fix my broken parts, don't judge me. But I don't just go to any old therapist. I go to therapy at the NYC county courthouse. Why? I'm usually the only white person in line, which says as much or more about me than it does about everyone else. I considered making an iPhone style video to see what would happen if I tried my little ch...
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Jessy Delfino's Blog: 07/01/2013 - 08/01/2013
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Thursday, July 4, 2013. Jessy Delfino's Blog Has Moved To JessicaDelfino.com/blog. Http:/ www.jessicadelfino.com/blog. Thanks for the many happy years of reading my blog at Blogger.com. I will leave it up so that you can have a few yuks or take a walk down mammory lane whenever you want to. But my blog is at my website now. Trying to find me online or in real life? Or tweet at me @jessicadelfino. Wanna come see a show? Wanna join my mailing list (1x / month or less), The Monthly Visitor? Sign up for the.
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Sunday, March 4, 2012. At least once a day, a woman will apologize to me for something that she didn't do wrong. "Whoops! Sorry," she'll say, as she drops a piece of paper on the floor, or asks me my name. "I'm sorry, what was your name? Wait, let me get this straight. You're sorry because I have a name? It's not necessary for you to apologize to me - or to any human - for arbitrary non-issues. Where did women pick up this behavior? Wait, I'm sorry because you mumble? What the shit is wrong with me?
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Wednesday, April 11, 2012. Big Dicks Are Big Business. The Vagina $ongs challenge -. I was listening to the comedy music station at Pandora.com, and it was pretty funny and rather entertaining. But after a little while, I started to make an interesting observation. Just about every other song was on the topic of dicks. Dick In A Box, I Have A Dick, My Big Old Dick, Where's My Dick? Do You Like My Dick? No Do You Like My Vagina? And certainly no My Pussy Is Magic. Because people who sell things don't know...
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. BIG PRESS WEEK FOR DELFINES. I was very ecstatic after feeling like the least famous person (like an old sausage) on the panel. At Match Game Live last Sunday alongside such stars as Judy Gold, Michael Musto, Frank DeCaro,. Hannibal Burress and Becky Donohue - to have a friend approach me with not one, but TWO. Magazines featuring - that's right - ME! First, I was honored to be included in the cover story of City Scoops Magazine:. Pretty super awesome to see these pieces. Click on...
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Jessy Delfino's Blog: 08/01/2012 - 09/01/2012
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Sunday, August 26, 2012. I Don't Pay A Billion Dollars A Month To Live In NYC So I Can Sit Inside All The Time. I've been spending a lot of time indoors. One, it's frickin hot outside. Two, I have a cute little office set up and I get a lot of good, creative work done here. Three, every time I leave my apartment, I spend money. Four, there are people out there with guns and anger management issues. Four good reasons to spend time indoors! Ha ha ha ha ha! Anyone get that reference? Also, RIP Jerry Nelson).
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Monday, June 4, 2012. JD In NY Times For NY Funny Songs Fest. On Friday, I was hanging out with a friend in his living room. We were chatting about how he had a date that evening with a girl he'd met on Match.com, and I was talking about the festival that has basically taken over my life, the NY Funny Songs Fest. While I was chatting with my friend, my phone made a dinging noise to let me know I'd gotten an email. I checked it, and it was a link to a story in the NY Times. Beer and booze, and then showca...
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Friday, February 17, 2012. A scene from the secret pilot featuring Seth Herzog. My Very Own TV Pilot. Now here's the best part - you can also be involved! Yes, you, the one elbow deep in that Pringles container! Do you have a friend who works in programming at a TV station? Do you have an ex dog walker who's mom's best friend once owned HBO? Did your grandpa used to write for All In The Family? Do you think maybe you might possibly know someone, but you're not exactly sure? And most importantly, thanks!
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009. DELFINO’S DIATRIBE FALL 2009 - UK TOUR ROUND UP AND HIGHLIGHTS. Dear Friends and Frenemies:. Welcome to the Fall issue of Delfino’s Diatribe. I write to you just having returned from a 2-month whirlwind tour of Edinburgh, Galway, London, Reading and Leeds Festival and other spots in the UK. It’s been a long 2 months of performing, partying and debauchery. TOUR ROUND UP / HIGHLIGHTS. Nothing takes the pain away like a Ben Lerman fritatta. Alex on a cliff. I rented a car and dro...
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012. Giant Nerd Glasses Increase Rent. I'm Feeling Kinda Racist Against White People. Damn, there are lots more white people in my neighborhood than there were before, and they are fucking shit up for everyone who was here before them. Let's just say, there's a bit of a culture divide. OK, I'm white too, I know. But I'm not going out of my way to be a trendy fuck wad who's raising everyone's rent with my mere pants. Posted by Yours Truly. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Listen t...