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All kinds of jokes are here you need. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Submitted by Bob Waldman. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!
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timepass50.blogspot.com: Newest Jokes
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. What is the longest word in the English language? A: Aren't...
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? A: He wanted to see the waterfall. Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see the butterfly. Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? A: He wanted to save time. Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A: A clock. Q: What has a neck, but no head? Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie). A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite.". The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite! The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog! Submitted by Rick Bell. Submitted by Jim J. Johnson. The second replied,...
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timepass50.blogspot.com: Misuse of english
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it? Johnny: "2 o'watch.". Submitted by Jing Wen. A young man comes before a customs agent. A: "State your citizenship.". B:"American" (pronounced with a Spanish accent). A: "Hold on there, buddy. Say that again.". B: "I sed American.". A: "I'm going to give you a test.". B: "No, no senor, no need for test, I tell you I"m American.". Submitted by Carlos Manuel Hernandez.
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it? The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse! The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it! I dreamt I had the best wank last night.". So he decides...
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All kinds of jokes are here you need. Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him -. STAMPS on the ground). And says: catch up. There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size. Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
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