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babysitting | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! We’re done here. My immune system had ...
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complaining | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! We’re done here. My immune system had ...
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I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. Frankfurter Spectacular only in Australia. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. HAHAHA – ohh calm down – that didn’t happen. We’re done here. My immune sy...
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farting | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! We’re done here. My immune system had ...
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nanny | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! We’re done here. My immune system had ...
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Frankfurter Spectacular only in Australia. | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. Subway stresses me the fuck out. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends →. Frankfurter Spectacular only in Australia. July 21, 2014. So folks, we’ve had our first spider sighting about an hour ago. We were warned about this. Even told to shake out our shoes every morning, because these ass monsters of your nightmares are very. In your damn house right now. It’s going to be a long night. I’m basically an engineer. Quit crying. The one girl who spotted it has a serious case of Arachn...
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Elmo’s world | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. Tag Archives: Elmo’s world. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! My immune ...
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boogers | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. I’d Like to Dropkick Elmo and Friends. August 22, 2014. I once had a baby drool in my eye. Right in my mother fucking EYE. Okay, I’m actually reliving this…HANG ON. I’d picked up the child for my mid-morning set of overhead baby presses (kept my triceps looking. And glanced up to gauge how close I was getting her to the ceiling fan because I am a responsible adult. The moment my eyes ascended, a little blob of drool landed on my cornea. Plop! We’re done here. My immune system had ...
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American overseas | I Curse Because I Care
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I Curse Because I Care. Tag Archives: American overseas. Frankfurter Spectacular only in Australia. July 21, 2014. So folks, we’ve had our first spider sighting about an hour ago. We were warned about this. Even told to shake out our shoes every morning, because these ass monsters of your nightmares are very. In your damn house right now. It’s going to be a long night. I’m basically an engineer. Quit crying. That’s when we heard the screams so horrible, how the cops weren’t called is a damn miracle.